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GShe raised me from a lEmittle boy, Coh so long aDgo GAnd I try to do Emwhatever she says, Cbecause she kDnows And Geven though I don't lDive with her, EmI moved out on my oCwn GWhen I get the word that she's oDn the way CI clean up my Ghome
C Am F G (between each verse)
GMom's coming Emto my house CI gotta clean up my Droom GMom's coming to Emmy house CSo I'd better go buy a Dbroom GWash the floor Dwash the door EmWash the dishes then wCash some more GMy mom's coming Emto my hDouse Better hide the pornogGraphy
Mom's coming to my house We gotta clean up this mess Mom's coming to my house So I'd better take off the dress Before she arrives, gotta clean up this dive Put away the bong and hide the hot knives She won't know what they're for.. but someone might tell her from work Put away that severed head My mom is on the way Get that naked man out of my bed or she'll find out I am gay Before she gets here better hide the beer Put away the whips and the bondage gear My mom's coming to my house Send the naked biker home [flute solo]
EmIn my medicine chest there's a DVD test Throw it way or she won't be impressed Get the hookers to leave Give the guns to Steve Hide the bomb making recipes Find the Windex, Find the Comet Find me something that'll cut through vomit Hide the drugs and the butt plugs EmCover the pentagram Cup with the rug
GMy mom's coming tEmo my hDouse She'll be staying till abGout.. 4:30
(I think this is mostly right, but it's my first tab, so corrections are appreciated.)