Thomas Sanders - Forbidden fruit the dukes theme

^N.C.(Remus:)Let's start from the beginning ^EmAdam and Eve bought knowledge ^EmFor the small price of a little sin ^CThey also lost eternal life But what’s ^A7fruit without the pits?

^EmI am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in And ^Csince you haven’t puked yet We'll know they're ^A7wrong when they call you sick ^EmIt's unicorn horns and dragon tails ^EmRoman's dull creativity ^CIf you want the spectrum A to Z Then ^A7you'll need a little help from me ^EmFrom unicorn porn to rats impaled ^EmI give these thoughts generously ^CIf you really wanna challenge your viewership Then ^A7you'll need to stop limiting me

(T:) ^EmWhat in the sh*t have I been drinking (L: It's fine)

(P:) ^EmIt isn’t you, these thoughts you’re thinking (V:) Al^Cright! You've got to stop this guy from singing

(Re:) ^A7I love how hard you try it’s so cute! Let's resume, sure ^EmPeople don't like me much Thomas ^EmBut that's only just ’cause I'm honest ^CGood and bad is all made up nonsense

(Ro:) ^A7Bro I'm gonna whip your butt! (Re:) ^N.C.Do you promise? Thomas

He said you're ^Emwanting to be more honest And be ^Emdirect, dealing with your issues No ^Clonger will you deceive yourself About the ^A7ugliness within you, NEAT! ^EmYou wanna face facts I've got one Your late-night ^Emthoughts get pretty sick dude If you ^Cshared those musings with your friends I ^A7doubt they would forgive you Even though ^Emeverybody sins ^EmEverybody Dies ^CWhy deny yourself knowledge say~ ^A7Knowledge of yourself

You don't ^Emneed to feel ashamed with your dear old duke You need ^Emnot feign decency ^CYou see this house on fire I see it too Cause ^A7you got a fiend in me So ^Emclap your feet and stomp your hands And ^Emdance off your booty cheeks You can ^Cthen bed your bottom I'll still be around When ^A7all your loved ones leave ^N.C.Imagine with me! ^EmLicking the blowhole of a dolphin ^EmYour best bud trapped inside a coffin ^CYour grandma chocking on a losinge ^A7Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage ^EmThese sorts of things are only thought in The ^Emmind of a man whose soul is truly rotten So ^Clet all your hopes of heaven be forgotten Cause ^A7your head's not in the gutter pal it's in ^Emhell~ ^EmHell~ ^CHell~ ^A7The kind of mind you only find in Hell