Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. - I cant drink cider anymore

^BWhen we were still young enough ^BTo hang out down the park ^BNever long on school nights After wee^F#kends after dark We'd always find sources of cheap a^Blcohol a plenty B^C#uckfast wine cans vodka hooch and ^F#maddog twenty twenty U^Bsing everything within our power to access Su^D#bstances to enhance into pe^G#m7rsonal prowess B^Eut the one drink that I refer to ^Bas the devils brew I can b^C#ear no longer as I'll no^F#w explain to you

I ca^Bn't drink cider any m^F#ore I ca^F#n't drink cider any m^Bore ^B7 A co^Eld lager and lime makes for a ra^Bther smashing time but ci^C#der is the thing I can't en^F#dure Teenage dr^Binking was a curse and it le^C#ft me feeling worse than o^Ether drinks we managed to pro^D#cure Now I c^Ean't drink cider I c^Ban't drink cider I c^C#an't drink c^F#ider any m^Bore

I ca^Bn't drink cider any m^F#ore I c^F#an't drink cider any m^Bore ^B7 I'm ^Eabsolutely fine with a b^Beer or with a wine And ca^C#ptain's spirits w^F#on may wish to bore But a sing^Ble cider drink Will make me thr^C#ow up in the sink The l^Eavoratory or even on the fl^D#oor Because I c^Ean't drink cider I ca^Bn't drink cider I ca^C#n't drink c^F#ider any m^Bore

^BJust to be creative we would often try to make ^BClever combinations we might n^F#ow deem a mistake T^F#rying new concoctions at a br^Beakneck record pace M^C#aking sunday mornings an o^F#rdeal to have to face Th^Ben trips to the bathroom the finale of the week S^D#at behind closed blinds with no ^G#m7ability to speak B^But wandering left an effect I'd n^Bever soon forget And from t^C#hose regurgitations I have n^F#ot recovered yet

I ca^Bn't drink cider any m^F#ore I c^F#an't drink cider any m^Bore ^B7 The d^Eevil Gee Emm Tee is j^Bolly good for me A j^C#äger bomb will warm me to the co^F#re! I ^Bam the type of bloke Who loves a n^C#ice spiced rum and coke And though I've tr^Eied many times since just to make s^D#ure I know I c^Ean't drink cider I c^Ban't drink cider I c^C#an't drink c^F#ider any m^Bore

I c^Ban't drink cider any m^F#ore I c^F#an't drink cider any m^Bore ^B7 A we^Ell aged scottish whiskey can b^Be a little risky But it m^C#akes one feel satisfactorily mat^F#ure I can k^Beep on staying out On the ^C#ale or on the stout Though c^Eider leaves me b^D#idding friends adieu Becuase I c^Ean't drink cider I c^Ban't drink cider I ca^C#n't drink c^F#ider any m^Bore