Artist: They Might Be Giants Song Shoehorn With Teeth Album: Lincoln Intro: Eb Db Ab Chorus: Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth

^EbPeople ^Bbshould get ^Ebbeat up^Bb for ^Abstating ^Bbtheir beliefs Eb (D/Eb - C - Bb) Eb He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Eb D/Eb C Bb Eb Because he knows there's no such thing

Verse 1:

He asks a ^Abgirl if they can both sit in a chair But he ^Ebdoesn't get nervous ^AbShe's not really ^Bbthere

Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 2:

Tour the ^Abworld in a heavy metal band But they ^Ebrun out of gas The ^Abplane can never ^Bbland

Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing Verse 3: What's the sense in ever thinking about the tomb When you're much too busy returning to the womb' Chorus: He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth People should get beat up for stating their beliefs He wants a shoehorn, the kind with teeth Because he knows there's no such thing

They Might Be Giants - Shoehorn with teeth