Tuning: E A D G B E

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^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Bbig old ^Bproblem ^AShape shifters ^Ball around

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^EWhere did my ^E7/Dworld go? ^AOne minute ^Ameverything is ^EHome and ^Afriends and ^ENew York ^ATimes and ^Elawn ^A ^E ^A ^F#mBeware the blob they said ^AdimHow was I to know they meant the ^Bsus4UPS delivery man ^Bsus4The koi in the tank and the anchorwoman?

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^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^C#mproblem ^Bsus4Shape shifters all a^Bround

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^AShape shifter, ^Dshape shifter ^CYou gotta ^Gquit that ^AShifting of ^Dshapes I ac^Ccepted what you ^Gwere and then ^EmEverything ^Achanged ^EmAnd I don't want to ^Alive in any ^F#mPlace where the people are ^Bsus4Shifting their shapes

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^EThey're such a ^E7/Dliar ^AThey said the ^Amplanet wouldn't ^EUndu^Alate and ^Ethen burst ^Ainto ^Eflame^As ^E ^A ^F#mWhat used to be my house? ^AdimIs it that purple tentacle? ^Bsus4Or is that the TV repairman? ^Bsus4The clarinet? The vegetable stand?

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^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^C#mproblem ^Bsus4Shape shifters all a^Bround

[Bridge]

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I've got a big old ^Eproblem I've got a big old ^Eproblem I've got a ^Abig old ^C#mproblem ^Bsus4Shape shifters all around

[Verse]

If you're ^F#msomeone I used to know I sure don't ^Adimrecognize you, so ^Bsus4I'm only hanging round amorphous mounds ^Bsus4In the town where nothing familiar can be found

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^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^Bproblem ^EI've got a ^Abig old ^C#mproblem ^Bsus4Shape shifters all around ^Bsus4Shape shifters all around (shape shifters all around) ^Bsus4Shape shifters all around (shape shifters all around) ^Bsus4Shape shifters all around (shape shifters all around) ^Bsus4Shape shifters all around

They Might Be Giants - Shape shifter