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[Convention: each chord is two beats/half a measure. A dash indicates that the chord is held for another two beats; two chords with a slash between them are held for one beat/a quarter of a measure each.] 1. |: D G Em A Bm G Em A :| Some day mother will die and I'll get the money Mom leans down and says, "My sentiments exactly
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on of a bGitch" - I pAalindrome I Chorus: |: Bm G Em A :| [I palindrome I] I palindrome I [I palindrome I]
And I am a sBmnake head eDating the hGead on the oDpposite sEmide G A

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[snake head] [snake head]
|: G - D - :| I palindrome I [man o man] 2. See that bulletproof dress hanging from the clothesline see the medical chart with the random zig-zag Now I'll help it decide - I palindrome I [Chorus] Bridge:
G A Bm A[bass C#] D Em DF# G "Son I am able," she said, "though you scare me." "Watch," said I,
A Bm AC# BmD Em D G A "Beloved," I said, "watch me scare you though" - said she: "Able am I, son..."
3. See the spring of the grandfather clock unwinding [egad, a base tone denotes a bad age] see the hands of my offspring making windmills Dad palindrome dad - I palindrome I [Chorus] -E.M.