They Might Be Giants - Number three

There's only t^Ewo songs in me and ^AI just wrote the t^Ehird Don't know w^Ehere I got the inspiration or h^F#ow I wrote the w^Bords Spent my wh^Eole life just digging up my m^Ausic's shallow g^Erave For the ^F#mtwo songs ^Ain me and the th^Bird one I just m^Eade

A r^Aich man once told me -"h^Eey, life's a funny thing" A p^Aoor man once told me that he c^Ban't afford to speak Now ^AbI'm in the middle like a b^Aird without a beak

"If there's^E just two songs in ya ^Bboy, what do you wa^Ent from me'" Verse 3: So I bought myself some denim pants and a silver guitar But I flatly told the ladies - you'll still have to call me 'sir' 'Cause I have to keep my self-respect or I'll never be a star Since there's just t^Ewo songs in me and th^Ais is Number th^Eree