They Might Be Giants - Madam i challenge you to a duel

^AI am a ^Bman of honor ^Eand I am ^F#mmortified By your ^C#m7litany of ^D7/Cslurs ^C#m7Such a lot of ^D7/Cwords ^A6Oh, ^B6dear

^EMadam, I ^Achallenge you to a ^Bduel My ^Asecond warned you to be ^Ecareful That ^Abell can't be ^Dunrung^A

^EMadam, you mi^Astake me for a ^Bbumpkin It's ^Aclear you're yelling ^Esomething Oh, ^Aplease don't burst a ^Dlung ^A

^AYou are an ^Bunfit rival ^EBy spirits ^F#mtaught to sing But a ^C#m7tune so twisted ^D7/Cnow Like ^C#m7all that's sweet's gone ^D7/Csour ^A6Oh, ^B6dear

^EMadam, you mi^Astake me for a ^Bfool Yes, your ^Alittle dog may hold the ^Epistols Al^Athough he seems high ^Dstrung ^{A E}Madam, I ^Achallenge you to a ^Bduel My ^Asecond warned you to be ^Ecareful That ^Abell can't be ^Dunrung ^ACan't be un^Brung ^ACan't be un^Erung