They Might Be Giants - I left my body

^DI left my body And I ^Awent on a journey And I forgot ^Gwhere I left my ^Abody.

^DThey're going to tow you If they ^Athink you're abandoned You got to ^Gact like you're not a^Abandoned

^Em7I left a note^Abook with all of my ^Em7good ideas ^AKeywords en^Em7coded crypto^F#graphically

^GI'm waiting en^Adlessly On the re^Bmceptionist ^E7at the desk ^GI'm searching ^Ahigh and low But I ^Ddon't see anyone ^DDon't see anyone ^DDon't see anyone there

^DI left my body With the ^Aold landlady But I don't ^Gknow if she read the di^Arections

^DThere must be something You can ^Ause on the carpet Someone might ^Gwant that electric ^Ablanket

^Em7Unfinished ^AManuscript and ^Em7tungsten ring ^AMy plastic ^Em7hip is going to be ^F#worth something

^GI took the ^Afolding knife and my ^Bmbat repellent ^E7soap ^GI left my ^Abody And right away I ^Bmknew I'd made ^E7a mistake ^GI left with^Aout my senses And ^DI can't see anything ^DCan't see anything ^DCan't see anything

^GI'm waiting ^Aendlessly On the re^Bmceptionist ^E7at the desk ^GI'm searching ^Ahigh and low But I ^Ddon't see anyone ^DDon't see anyone ^DDon't see anyone there