They Might Be Giants - Christmas in the big house

C^Christmas in the big house For s^Dmmoking rubber cig^Gars And dr^Dmiving somebody's c^Gar Aw^Cay ^Em Toni^Cght I'm in the bucket (tonight he's in the bucket) Making fr^Dmiends with the gu^Gard (Merry Christmas) And pla^Dmying a song on the b^Gars (Merry Christmas) With a sp^Coon ^Em

And I^C'm looking out Of the wi^Emndow, I can see All the ch^Fimneys on the houses And the sl^Ceigh in the s^Gky And I^C'm breaking out I got p^Emlans Can't you see? I'll be di^Fgging past the bones In my tu^Cnnel then I'll f^Gly

Ch^Cristmas in the big house (Christmas in the big house) For s^Dmmoking rubber cig^Gars (Merry Christmas) And dr^Dmiving somebody's c^Gar (Happy New Year) Aw^Cay ^Em Toni^Cght I'm in the bucket (tonight he's in the bucket) Begging s^Dmome guy for a l^Goan (Merry Christmas) Hoping I^Dm'll be alo^Gne (Happy New Year) Next y^Cear ^{Em G C}