Theo Katzman - I dont want to be a billionaire

I don't want to be a bil^Blionaire I just want a comfy p^F#lace to live With friends and neighbors al^Bways around They never call me just to ^F#walk on in The doors and windows ain'^Bt ever locked Because I don't have any ^F#shit to steal Just a couple comfy c^Bhairs to sit And a pot to cook a f^Eamily me^Aal ^E

So ^F#close your eyes and c^Gdimover up your ears ^G#mThis ain't the message that you c^C#ame to hear but ^EI can't help it if I just don't care ^Em6I don't want to be a billionaire

I'm tired of hearin about the^B IPO All of the ways that all the c^F#ash could flow It would be nice if it would t^Brickle down To^B7 the people on the other si^Ede of town But something tells me that it prb^Bobably wont' Cause somethin tells me that is ^F#juts ain't right Takin' donations for the^B 1% Out of the pockets of the ^E99 ^{A E}

So ^F#close your eyes and c^Gdimover up your ears ^G#mThis ain't the message that you c^C#ame to hear but ^EI can't help it if I just don't care ^Em6I don't want to be a billionaire

^BNo I d^F#ont ^BNo Oh Oh^E I d^Em6ont ^BI dont w^F#anna be a bil^Elionair^Be

^F#I don't want to sacrifice my life trying to ^Eshave 5 seconds off a ch^Beckout line ^F#thinkg of something that the whole world needs ^Efaster fast food del^Bivery ^F#I don't want to be foced to guess ^Ewhat to do with all of my ^Bexcess ^C#take vacataions into outer space ^{G#m F#}Pay all sch^F#/Eooltea^F#/D#chers a liv^F#/C#ing wage ^F#

I know nothings gonna c^Bome from this Except for make a couple people pi^F#ssed It ain't effective, far as I ca^Bn tell Telling the devil he should g^Eo to hell And I don't even know who^B's to blame Or who's been marching in the h^F#it parade But I don't really want to s^Bing along If a computer wrote the ^Efuckin' song ^{A E}

So ^F#close your eyes and c^Gdimover up your ears ^G#mThis ain't the message that you c^C#ame to hear but ^EI can't help it if I just don't care ^Em6I don't want to be a billionaire

^BNo I d^F#ont ^BNo Oh Oh^E I d^Em6ont ^BI dont w^F#anna be a bil^Elionair^Be ^BNo I d^F#ont ^BNo Oh Oh^E I d^Em6ont ^BI dont w^F#anna be a bil^Elionair^Be ^BNo