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Note: The actual artist name is "The World is a Beautiful Place & I am No Longer Afraid To Die." However, that name is apparently too long for the artist field, and Ultimate Guitar won't tell me how to fix the issue, despite me emailing them for months. So, there ya go. [Intro] Am F E G E F C (x4) Am F E G [Verse 1]
ELife, Fsit on carCpet AmHalved, but not broke F EFour cars Gjammed inside everEy garage FHalf-brokeC and half-usAmed You're unFgrateful for it E You split your Gtime between chipping Ehours and carving outF You're Cgaining somethingAm that you're unFgrateful for E You split your Gtime between chipping hoEurs and carving out F C
AmBlue Fwater on your toEes G EBlue Fjeans on your belCly Am FTan Eskin andG a garden hoEse F C
[Bridge] C F D F C F D (x3) [Verse 2]
FYou're in Crunning shorts, and FI can't stand Dstill You brought a Dgun into a Fclothing store (into a Cclothing store) And FI'm stuck in their Gdriveway FYou're in Cbusiness class, and FI can't Dbreathe You're doing Dsome kind of paFperwork (some kind of paCperwork), my Fhands cover myG face FYou're in Cdress pants, and myF body disDsolves among the sDeaweed and Fswarming smog (and swarCming smog) the Fday KathyG leaves There are Fplans to go Cswimming, one Fday, somewhere Delse With DChristmas arFound the corner (arCound the corner),F breath up yourG sleeve There are Fplaces we've Cgone that our Ffriends never Dwill You brought a Dgun to the deFpartment store (to the deCpartment store) and Fwon't let themG go
[Outro] F C F D F C F G (x2) C