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This Modern Glitch 2011 by The Wombats Songs: 1.) Our Perfect Disease 2.) Tokyo (Vampires And Wolves) 3.) Jump Into The Fog 4.) Anti-D 5.) Last Night I Dreamt... 6.) Techno Fan 7.) 1996 8.) Walking Disasters 9.) Girls/Fast Cars 10.) Schumacher The Champagene 11.) Valentine Song 1: Our Perfect Disease No Capo [Verse 1]

^F#mWe don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye, ^Amy heartbeat's moaning and ^Bmyours is making money ^F#mIt's always a shock when old friends pass by, ^Abut with you it's no ^Bmdeath in the family ^F#mLet's not talk about hate when there's hell to pay ^Afor my cowardness and ^Bmyour bad timing ^F#mWe don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye, ^Aand it's not through a^Bm lack of trying

[Interlude] F#m A Bm F#m A Bm E [Chorus]

It was the perfect di^Dsease we had, something to arg^Aue and scream^C# about And you will see about cont^Dracting back, and locking it som^Aewhere it can't get rip^C#ped out It was the perfect dis^Dease we had, and it hits us^A like a painfu^C#l fact ^D We all need ^Dmsomeone to drive us m^F#mad

[Post chorus]

^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh ^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh

[Verse 2]

^F#mI didn't say it but you never were the honest type, ^Ayou tried to fabricate a^Bm bed-time story ^F#mAnd now I miss those games we had of Jekyll and Hyde, ^Aever since the day that we ^Bmparted company ^F#mDon't send a helping hand I need a farrowing ram, ^Ato feed the reasons that I m^Bmiss you so sorely ^F#mI didn't say it but we never saw eye to eye, ^Anow I can't bear it when equa^Bmlly is boring

[Interlude] F#m A Bm F#m A C# [Chorus]

[Post chorus]

^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh ^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh

[Bridge]

^F#mI need you in the TV, I need you on the tra^Ain, I^G need you every single which way ^F#mI need you in the mirrors, I need you in my b^Aed,^G I need you to wreck my head ^F#mI need you in the TV, I need you on the tra^Ain, I^G need you just to stand in my way ^F#mI need you in the mirrors, I need you in my be^Ed

[Chorus]

It was the perfect di^Dsease we had, something to a^Argue and scre^C#am about And you will see about cont^Dracting back, and locking it som^Aewhere it can't get rip^C#ped out It was the perfect dis^Dease we had, and it hits us^A like a painfu^El fact ^D We all need ^Dmsomeone to dr^C#ive us ma^F#md

Song 2: Tokyo (Vampires And Wolves) No Capo [Verse]

^AmWe're self imploding ^C ^Dm ^DmUnder the weight ^Emof your ^Fadvice ^FI wear a s^Amuitcase ^C ^Dm ^DmUnder each one ^Emof my ^Feyes ^AmFinall^Cy ^Dm ^DmI know now ^Emwhat it ^Ftakes ^FIt takes^Am mo^Cne^Dmy and ^Gaeroplanes

[Chorus]

^DmIf you love me let me ^Amgo ^AmBack to that ^Fbar in Tokyo ^FWhere the de^Gmons from my ^Ampast ^FLeave me in peace I'll be ^Dmanimating every ^Amnight ^AmThe grass will be ^Fgreener on the other side ^FAnd the ^GVampires and ^AmWolves ^FWon't sink their teeth ^FI'm sick of dancing with the ^Ambeast ^C ^Dm

[Interlude] Dm Em F [Verse]

Astro^Amphysi^Ccs^Dm ^Dmyou'll never be my ^Emclosest ^Ffriend I find no ^Amcomfort^C ^Dm ^Dmin what my mind ^Emcan't ^Fcomprehend ^AmFinall^Cy ^Dm ^DmI know now ^Emwhat it ^Ftakes ^FIt takes^Am mo^Cne^Dmy and ^Gaeroplanes

[Chorus]

Song 3: Jump Into The Fog Capo 2 [Verse 1]

^AWhat a great a^Bmchievement it was^D to get a hotel room this late ^AI bet they cha^Bmrge by the hour here, ^Dthe kind of place where you should bring your own UV ray ^AIt's not a big^Bm problem with me, love^D, you don't look that hygienic anyway ^AI'm only her^Bme because I^D want to twist the structure of my average day

[Chorus]

^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the fog ^GYou know that we hit the gro^Bmund up^Dright ^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the fog ^GI just hope it's your bo^Bmnes that shatte^Dr not mine ^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the fog ^GYou know that we hit the gr^Bmound up^Dright ^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the ^Gfog ^Bm ^D

[Verse 2]

^AWhat a great a^Bmchievement it was, ^Dto find someone who shirks such little self-restraint ^AI'm a non beli^Bmever but I believ^De in these dirty little wicked games ^ASnakes and ladders aban^Bmdoned here love, ^Dthe climb's too rough to slide back down again ^AI'm only here^Bm because I^D feel the day deserves a truly sordid end

[Chorus]

^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the fog ^GYou know that we hit the g^Bmround ^Dupright ^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the fog ^GI just hope it's your brai^Bmns that splatte^Dr not mine ^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the fog ^GYou know that we hit the gr^Bmound u^Dpright ^AWe feel nothing so ^Bmjump into the ^Gfog ^Bm ^D

[Bridge]

I've made some ^Embad decisions, I'll a^Gdmit that fre^Dely ^F#m Em G D F#m (Fm) It's just that life tastes sweeter when it's wrapped in debauchery So drop your ma^Emp, drop your plans, drop tha^Gt five-step program Because there's^D not an ounce of faith in this ^F#mleap It's clear you ^Efeel nothing so ^Gjump into the fog with^D me

Jump in, jump in, jump in Song 4: Anti-D No Capo [Intro] C F Am F [Chorus]

Please a^Cllow me^F to^Am be your an^Fti-depres^Csant ^F ^Am I t^Foo am prescribed as^C fre^Fely ^Amas any de^Fcongest^Cant ^F ^Am ^F

[Verse]

^CWe kick back and let the pil^Amls do the talking ^CPeople hear a distinct rat^Amtle when we're walking ^CThen there's the extra two stone that's our only guar^Dante^Fe

^COur vivid dreams are just like ^Ambig production movies ^CThey get entangled well with^Amin our daily routines ^CSo please re-think or use my trademark strate^Dgy ^F

[Chorus]

And please a^Cllow me^F to ^Ambe your ant^Fi-depress^Cant ^F ^Am I t^Foo am prescribed as^C fre^Fely ^Amas any de^Fcongest^Cant ^F ^Am ^F

[Post-Chorus]

^Caa^Fa ^Amaaa^F... [Verse] ^CIt's hard to smile when ^Gyou're as flat^Amtened as a panca^Gke ^CThe only tears come from^G our he^Amads when we concent^Grate ^CPerhaps I'm being unjust or perhaps you ag^Dree ^F

^DmStill I've thrown away my ci^Ftalopram I needed mor^Ame than what was in those ^F40 milligrams So c^Dmast away with the docto^Fr's plans

[Chorus]

Please a^Cllow me^F to ^Ambe your ant^Fi-depress^Cant ^F ^Am I t^Foo am prescribed as^C fre^Fely ^Amas any de^Fcongest^Cant ^F ^Am ^F

Interlude:

^Cna^F n^Ama n^Fa na... aaa... [Outro] ^DmStill I've thrown away my ci^Ftalopram Although I f^Amelt as grim as the re^Faper man So c^Dmast away with the doct^For's plans ^CLike me ^F ^Am ^F ^C

Song 5: Last Night I Dreamt... No Capo [Intro] C Am F Fm x2 [Verse]

^CI'm a good friend and an excellent lover I can ^Amfool myself just like no other perso^Fn can I'm turning into a ^Fmtwisted man

^CI haven't got any time for selfless deeds What I ^Amdo for you is indirectly for me I'm a ^Fstubborn boy, there's nothing here that you can ^Fmbreak or destroy

[Pre-Chorus]

^FThen as I count sheep in my bed A train of worry bullets t^G#hrough my head

[Chorus]

[Interlude] [Verse]

^CSomeone once said I don't have any feelings Well I ^Amthink that emotions can be misleading And thinking^F back I might have nailed the coffin^Fm shut with that As I t^Cend to cry in a room full of laughter Is the ^Amcheese finally sliding off of it's cracker? ^FI don't know I'll just prepare myself to ^Fmlet it go

[Pre-Chorus]

^FAs I count sheep in my bed A train of worry bullets^G# through my head

[Chorus]

^CLast night I dreamt I died al^Fone Am //A B C B on bass Through all my talk of self-defeat A fearful ^G#bomb ticks und^Gerneath ^CLast night I dreamt I died a^Flone Am //A B C B on bass From now I'll curb the cynical speaking It seems that ^G#dream has sent the biggest ^Gchill through ^Fme It seems that ^G#dream has sent the biggest ^Gchill through ^Fme It seems that ^G#dream has sent the biggest ^Gchill through ^Fme ^Fm

^CLast night I dreamt I died ^Falone And apart from when I ^Amlost my ^Am/Bvirginity I've^C neve^Gr been kn^G#ow to frighten ^Geasily

Song 6: Techno Fan No Capo

^DEast London's not a bomb site ^GIt is a treasure chest ^DWe use our penguin costumes ^GMore than our evening dress ^DShe said I should come over ^GThough the music's not my type ^DDon't you know I'd chop a limb off ^BmJust to hav^Ae a good ti^Gme

^DShut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my ^Gface ^BmI didn't queue for an h^Aour to leave straight awa^Gy ^DShut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my h^Gand ^BmThe lasers fill our mi^Ands with empty pl^Gans I never knew I was a techno fan ^D

^DWuuuuu^Guuuu Wuuuuuu WuUu ^DX2 ^DThis is not a weird weekend ^GIt's an angry wormhole ^DI'm talking like a city boy ^GAnd drinking with a northern soul ^DShe said I should come over ^GThough it's carnage at times ^DIt still seems I'd chop a limb off ^BmBefore I pu^At up a fi^Gght

^DShut up and move with me, move with me, or, or get out of my ^Gface ^BmI didn't queue for an ho^Aur to leave straight awa^Gy ^DShut up and stay with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my h^Gand ^BmThe lasers fill our m^Ainds with empty p^Glans ^GI never knew I was a techno ^EmWe are the 1980s ^GWe are the Detroit lights ^BmAnd I never wanna, I ne^Aver wanna see this st^Gop ^EmI'm in debt to you But don't feed me plant ^Gmfood Shut up and move^D with me, move with me, or, or get out of my f^Gace ^BmI didn't spend 20 she^Aets and not cut a sha^Gpe Shut up and sta^Dy with me, stay with me, or, or let go of my h^Gand ^BmThe lasers fill our mi^Ands with empty pla^Gns I never knew I was a ^Dtechno fan

^DWuuuuu^Guuuu Wuuuuuu W^DuUu X2 End on D East London's not a bomb site ^GIt is a treasure chest ^DWe use our penguin costumes ^GMore than our evening dress ^DShe said I should come over ^GThough the music's not my type ^DDon't you know I'd chop a limb off ^BmJust to hav^Ae a good ti^Gme

^DWuuuuu^Guuuu Wuuuuuu W^DuUu X2 End on D

Song 7: 1996 Capo 4 [Verse 1]

^CI had no cares in the 199^G0s ^EmI knew of no down^Dfalls ^CThough war was breaking out all arou^Gnd me ^EmMy concerns were with prank^D calls

^CShe kissed me on the cheek, she kissed me on the cheek ^GRight in f^Emront of the older k^Dids ^CWhen our self belief, our self bel^Gief Wasn't sc^Emarred by the modern it^Ach ^ACos now it feels like...

[Chorus]

^CWe kiss with one e^Gye on our TV set ^EmAnd the more I g^Give the less I get ^CNeeding fairground^G rides just to spark a smile ^EmThere's little here to ^Dmiss...

Bring back 19^C96 ^GBring back 1^Em996 ^DSo hard to beat those teenage ki^Ccks ^GBring back 19^Em96 ^D

[Verse 2]

^CWe were cloning sheep in the 1990^G's ^EmWe were building telesc^Dopes ^CAnd sugar filled the whole of my bod^Gy ^EmAs I urged it on to g^Drow

^CI kissed her on the cheek, I kissed her on the cheek ^GJust to ^Emimpress the older k^Dids ^CWhen my self belief, my self belie^Gf Wasn't l^Emost in the modern gl^Aitch ^ACos now it feels like...

[Chorus]

^CWe kiss with one e^Gye on our TV set ^EmAnd the more I g^Give the less I get ^CNeeding fairground^G rides just to spark a smile ^EmThere's little here to ^Dmiss...

Bring back 19^C96 ^GBring back 1^Em996 ^A

[Bridge]

^CStop talking, stop talk^Ging ^EmI need a lover not a fr^Diend tonight ^CI'm leaving, I'm lea^Gving ^EmI'm not cut out for the m^Aodern life

[Outro] C Em G Bm x4 C G Em D x3 Song 8: Walking Disasters Capo 1

^GShe used to get her^Am kicks from a fall t^Emo the^C floor ^GBut now she's always w^Amasted A total loo^Emker, but she's j^Caded ^GThe kind of shivering^Am wreck that I^Em ad^Core I can't ^Goffer you a res^Amcue But I can^Em tell you what I'd ^Cdo

^GI'd tell my mother that I^Am love her dearly ^EmAnd tell my father that I^C need him back again ^GAnd if these words wont^Am drop from your lips ^EmI will be your F^Creudian slip

^GAnd flowers might^Am wilt when we walk past ^EmAnd self-help might ^Chelp when it makes us laugh ^EmOnly finding ^Amquestions in answers ^EmYou and I are just ^Cwalking disasters (x3)

^GShe only finds her love^Am in a downtown store ^Em ^C ^GConsumption makes her stronger ^Am You're the sweet^Emest anaconda ^C ^GThe kind of lack of respect t^Amhat I adore ^Em ^C I cant off^Ger you a rescue ^Am But when you've lost all ^Emthat you have left to lose ^C

^GI'd tell my mother that I love h^Amer dearly ^EmAnd tell my father that I need hi^Cm back again ^GAnd if these words wont drop from^Am your lips ^EmI will be your Freud^Cian slip

^GAs sharp as a k^Amnife and as blunt as a wheel ^Em ^C ^GYou be my calm I'll be your pne^Amumatic drill ^Em ^C ^GAnd what we'll never want, w^Ame'll always need ^Em ^C ^EmRight now we need some p^Amop psychology ^Em ^CTo keep us up-beat

^GSo tell your mother that you love her d^Amearly ^EmAnd tell your father your won't lock him o^Cut again ^GAnd if these words wont drop from^Am your lips ^EmI will be your Freud^Cian slip

^GAnd flowers might wilt w^Amhen we walk past ^EmAnd self-help might help w^Chen it makes us laugh ^GOnly finding que^Amstions in answers ^EmYou and I are just walki^Cng disasters (x5)

Song 9: Girls/Fast Cars No Capo [Verse]

^FWe don't care for romance ^G ^DmRomance or shooting stars ^C ^FThey were last found ^Gtogether in ^Dm18th century memoirs ^C ^FWe don't care for lovers ^G ^DmIf loving's all that they've got ^C ^FThere must be other ^Ghobbies if they^Dm want to keep the plot

[Pre-Chorus]

^CI'm a man of simple tastes, ^BbNo whiskey and caviar ^CAnd what I feel is what I say I'm not trying to be smart

[Chorus]

^FI like girls, girls ^Gand fast^Dm cars ^CYou too will feel this shallow when one ^Bbmelts your little ^Dmheart

[Verse] (again, better with power chords) (F not played) G Dm Em We don't care for new year, new year or fireworks

^FIf all they represent^G is how to ^Dmgo from bad to worse ^Em ^FLet's not feel disheartened ^G ^DmThere's no need to change the locks ^C ^FWe'll stick to what we ^Gknow and what we ^Dmknow is not a lot.

[Pre-Chorus]

^CI'm a man of simple tastes ^BbNo chewing on fat cigars ^CAnd what I feel is what I say I'm not trying to be smart

[Chorus]

^FI like girls, girls ^Gand ^Dmfast cars ^CIt's cheap and it's pathetic, But you cant ^Bbhate me just ^Dmbecause ^FI like girls, girls ^Gand ^Dmfast cars ^CYou too will feel this shallow when one ^Bbmelts your little ^Dmheart

[Pre-Chorus]

^CI'm a man of simple tastes, ^BbNo whiskey or caviar ^CAnd what I feel is what I say But don't overthink this next part;

[Chorus]

Song 10: Schumacher The Champagne No Capo [Intro] C G Am Em Em x2 [Verse 1]

^GMy teeth have ^Amnever looked ^Emquite this yellow and my ^Cbody never quite this ^Afat ^GI'll pay well ^Amover the ^Emodds just to have some ^Cteenage abandoned ^Aback ^GI hit the ^Amice of the ^Em5th of Jan and I ^Cswear it was an act of ^Afate But I don't get ^Cangry when I'm feeling ^Amdown I just ^Ctake my thoughts into the ^Dcenter of town

[Chorus]

And ^GSchumacher the Cham^Epagne Whoever needed good ^Amcause to ^Ccelebrate ^GSchumacher ^F#mthe Cham^Epagne, might as well be ^Amproud of last ^Cplace

[Interlude] G Am Em Em 2x [Verse 2]

^GWe used to ^Amset ours^Emelves on fire when ^Cchemistry was twice a ^Aweek ^GAnd now I ^Ampay for it ^Emover a counter whilst ^Cthey become fitness ^Afreaks ^GMy bad ^Amhabits are ^Emtaking over ^Call the good left insi^Ade But I don't get ^Cangry when I'm feeling ^Amdown I just ^Ctake my thoughts into the ^Dcenter of town

[Chorus]

And ^GSchumacher the Cham^Epagne Whoever needed good ^Amcause to ^Ccelebrate ^GSchumacher ^F#mthe Cham^Epagne, might as well be ^Amproud of last ^Cplace And ^GSchumacher ^F#mthe Cham^Epagne never needed good ^Amcause to celebrate ^Cm

Oh^Am take me as I ^Cam Oh ^Amtake me as I ^Cam Oh ^Amtake me as I ^Cam or not at all

G Am Em Em G Am Em Em G Am Em Em

^G ^Am ^Em O^Cr not at all ^G ^Am ^Em ^COr not at all ^G ^Am ^Em ^COr not at all ^G ^Am ^Em ^COr not at all ^G ^Am ^Em ^COr not at all ^G ^Am ^Em

Song 11: Valentine No Capo

^F#mRemember when I found a ^Ebroken branch ^D And sho^Aved it through your bicycle spok^Ees ^Fm ^F#mAnd how remorse quickly took its s^Etand ^D When yo^Au hit the deck and broke your nose ^E

^DYou were always the emo type^C#m ^B ^DStrained hair matched to a bitter tone^C#m ^B ^DWell I don’t care much for fashion or socialites ^C#m ^B ^DThe nihilists always get my vote ^E ^C#m

^DAll she ever wanted was a little direction ^AAll she ever needed was a friend ^B ^DAll she ever made were the worst impressions ^AAll she ever did was offend ^B ^DYou’re the only one to fail my sex drive ^DWill you or won’t you, Valentine?

A / E / D /

^F#mRemember when you laid m^Ee on my back ^D And per^Aformed to me my favourite song ^E ^Fm ^F#mAnd how I shivered upon ^Eits climax ^D And tho^Ase lips still plague my thoughts^E ten years^Fm on

^DYou were always the emo type^C#m ^B ^DStrained hair matched to a bitter tone^C#m ^B ^DWell I don’t care much for fashion or socialites ^C#m ^B ^DThe nihilists always get my vote ^E ^C#m

^DAll she ever wanted was a little direction ^AFar away from this broken s^Bea ^DAnd all I ever needed was some domination ^AFrom a girl with low self est^Beem ^DI think we share the same blood type ^DWill you or won’t you, ^AValentine?

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