I did this the way I play it, so verse two is the same as verse one rather than varying. There wasn't any tabs up so I closed my eyes a jumped really. No Capo

^AShe works downtown in an unmarked bar, flyin' 'round poles She always gave me the fright of my ^Dlife ^AI didn't mean to get involved it was the alcohol Mixed with an empty feeling ^Dinside It's such a ^Bmbad idea To ^Dfall in love with a 'la^Edy of the night'

^A(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Why didn't God give her two left ^Dfeet ^BmThen she couldn't ^Drun away from me

^AMonths go by and I'm alone in bed While she's greasing up for when the businessmen and lawyers arr^Dive ^AI've got to wear a beard, a suit and tie To get past the door if I want to see my girl t^Donight

I go to ^Bmall this effort Just to see my ^Dfair Patricia going ^Ehome with some other guy

^A(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Why didn't God give her two left ^Dfeet ^BmThen she couldn't ^Drun away from me

^BmShe thinks I'm ^Dsad and that's ^Aalright ^E ^BmBut she doesn't ^Dhate me so there's ^Amy little ^Ealibi ^BmI can't, I can't leave, ^DI can't, I can't, ^AI can't She's my ^Ecoked up Botox ^Bmgirl

^APatricia, ^EPatricia Oh, ^APatricia the stripper you are my suns^Dhine So, ^Bmwhy can't you come home with me t^Aonight

^A(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)(ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Why didn't God give her two left ^Dfeet ^BmThen she couldn't ^Drun away from me

The Wombats - Patricia the stripper