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Our Perfect Disease EP 2011 by The Wombats Songs: 1.) Our Perfect Disease 2.) Guillotine 3.) IOU's 4.) Reynold's Park Song 1: Our Perfect Disease No Capo [Verse 1]

^F#mWe don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye, ^Amy heartbeat's moaning and ^Bmyours is making money ^F#mIt's always a shock when old friends pass by, ^Abut with you it's no ^Bmdeath in the family ^F#mLet's not talk about hate when there's hell to pay ^Afor my cowardness and ^Bmyour bad timing ^F#mWe don't admit it but we've never seen eye to eye, ^Aand it's not through a^Bm lack of trying

[Interlude] F#m A Bm F#m A Bm E [Chorus]

It was the perfect di^Dsease we had, something to arg^Aue and scream^C# about And you will see about cont^Dracting back, and locking it som^Aewhere it can't get rip^C#ped out It was the perfect dis^Dease we had, and it hits us^A like a painfu^C#l fact ^D We all need ^Dmsomeone to drive us m^F#mad

[Post chorus]

^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh ^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh

[Verse 2]

^F#mI didn't say it but you never were the honest type, ^Ayou tried to fabricate a^Bm bed-time story ^F#mAnd now I miss those games we had of Jekyll and Hyde, ^Aever since the day that we ^Bmparted company ^F#mDon't send a helping hand I need a farrowing ram, ^Ato feed the reasons that I m^Bmiss you so sorely ^F#mI didn't say it but we never saw eye to eye, ^Anow I can't bear it when equa^Bmlly is boring

[Interlude] F#m A Bm F#m A C# [Chorus]

[Post chorus]

^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh ^F#mOoh ooh ooh ooh oh, ooh ooh ooh^A ooh oh,^Bm wooh

[Bridge]

^F#mI need you in the TV, I need you on the tra^Ain, I^G need you every single which way ^F#mI need you in the mirrors, I need you in my b^Aed,^G I need you to wreck my head ^F#mI need you in the TV, I need you on the tra^Ain, I^G need you just to stand in my way ^F#mI need you in the mirrors, I need you in my be^Ed

[Chorus]

It was the perfect di^Dsease we had, something to a^Argue and scre^C#am about And you will see about cont^Dracting back, and locking it som^Aewhere it can't get rip^C#ped out It was the perfect dis^Dease we had, and it hits us^A like a painfu^El fact ^D We all need ^Dmsomeone to dr^C#ive us ma^F#md

Song 2: Guillotine No Capo [Verse]

^EI'm not in ^Dbmlove with you ^AI'm a coward and a thief I'm a ^Cshark with blunted teeth ^EI have somewhat mis^Dbmled you I've been ^Aknown to bend the truth I would ^Clie in a confession booth

^EI'm not in a ^Dbmplayful mood Unders^Atatement for the year Well I ^Cthought I should make things clear As ^EI'm not in ^Dbmlove with you I make ^Apromises I can't keep I told your ^Cboss and I'll tell your niece

E Dbm Abm x2 [Chorus]

^DbmDrop me like a ^Eguillotine ^F# ^ASever all ^Dbmties and give me a clean sheet ^DbmDrop me like a ^Eguillotine ^F# ^ARusted or ^Dbmsharp Just make it a clean ^F#sweep

A Dbm F# B x2 [Verse]

^EI'm only ^Dbmusing you Be my ^Ashoulder, be my muse But no PD^CAs or I'll act confused 'Cause ^EI'm not in ^Dbmlove with you We're not all ^Abastards down at heart It's just ul^Cterior motives really get us hot

E Dbm Abm x2 [Chorus]

^DbmDrop me like a ^Eguillotine ^F# ^ASever all ^Dbmties and give me a clean sheet ^DbmDrop me like a ^Eguillotine ^F# ^ARusted or ^Dbmsharp Just make it a clean ^F#sweep

^DbmDrop me like a ^Eguillotine ^F# ^ASever all ^Dbmties and give me a clean sheet ^DbmDrop me like a ^Eguillotine ^F# You ^Awork so ^Dbmhard and all the while you're forgetting me ^F#

[Bridge]

^AWhile you ^Dbmwork you're for^F#getting me ^AWhile you ^Dbmwork you're for^F#getting me ^AWhile you ^Dbmwork you're forgetting^F# me drop me like a guillotine

[Outro]

^EI'm not in ^Dbmlove with you I'm a ^Acoward and a thief I write ^Cwords that I should never say

Song 3: IOU's No Capo [Intro] A D F#m G x2 [Verse]

^AI've seen him flop this show before^D ^F#mThinking there's a quick fix for a ^Gbachelor's lonely score ^ARelax, it's not conscript to war^D ^F#mYou're so desperate you should wear^G those flashing devil horns

^AJust cause she came here a^Dlone ^F#mDoesn't mean sheâs not got the ^Gbaggage of a long haul flight ^AJust cause you're dancing slo^Dw ^F#mDoesn't mean you're not hanging ^Gby a thread of spit tonight

[Chorus]

^AThis is not an IOU ^DThis is not an IOU ^F#mDon't let her invoice for ^Gservices rendered ^AThis is not an IOU ^DThis is not an IOU ^F#mDon't let her invoice for ^Gservices rendered

[Chorus]

^AWell done, you jumped in the shallow end^D ^F#mWhen your blood rises ^Gup sheâll chuck you in again ^AItâs holiday time, sheâs home with mum and friends^D ^F#mBut youâre three months in you canât ^Gshake those jealous breaking ends

^AThat paranoid pulse that beats your head^D ^F#mWell you know that there's a ^Greason why it beats there ^AThough she says she loves you on the phone^D ^F#mYou know she's fucking like a ^Gvampire in her parents' home

[Chorus]

^AThis is not an IOU ^DThis is not an IOU ^F#mDon't let her invoice for ^Gservices rendered ^AThis is not an IOU ^DThis is not an IOU ^F#mDon't let her invoice for ^Gservices rendered

[Verse]

^AJust cause she came here alone^D ^F#mDoesn't mean sheâs not got the ^Gbaggage of a long haul flight ^AIt seems you learn your lesson slow^D ^F#mAnd that's how you get knocked out with^Gout knowing that you're in a fight

[Chorus]

^AThis is not an IOU ^DThis is not an IOU ^F#mDon't let her invoice for ^Gservices rendered ^AThis is not an IOU ^DThis is not an IOU ^F#mDon't let her invoice for ^Gservices rendered

Song 4: Reynolds Park No Capo [Intro] A E A E [Verse]

Do you ^Aremember those ^Edays in Reynold's ^GPark? I stood on a ^Awasp's nest, as our ^Gday grew to ^Edark E^Aleven stings but well worth it This is ^Ehow our youth made it's first bold ^Astart

There was a ^Avillage fete, where^E legend has John met ^GPaul It was ^Aalso where we smoked ^Eweed and played two ^Gtouch football You had a ^Agoldfish and you ^Ekilled it on the ^Gspot This is how our bad ^Chabits made their first real ^Gstart

[Chorus]

[Verse]

Do you ^Aremember all the ^Escrapping in the ^Adark? You threw me in a ^Athorn bush as our ^Earguing grew too ^Afast By the devil's^A cave, where ^Epeople hid smut and page three of the ^ADaily Star I don't know how but it ^Ashaped us, ^Eshaped us into what we ^Aare

[Chorus]

^ANow that place is just a ^Fdream that I ^Aonce had Getting ^Achased by the ^Epolice was never ^Athat bad This is where our ^Ahabits and ^Cyouth got a real ^Akick start How they ^Cowe you, how I owe you Reynold's ^APark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How they ^Aowe you, how I ^Eowe you Reynold's ^CPark How I ^Aowe you ^EReynold's ^CPark

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The Wombats - Our perfect disease