The Wombats - My first wedding

^GThis is my first wedding and I h^Cope it is my l^A#ast^{A G}Things would be fantastic if ^Cme and the bride didn't h^Fave a past ^GSo I stand by the buffet and subm^Cerse myself in ^A#bri^Ae ^GI'm tactically positioning here because the ^Cbar is near and the ^Fchampagne's for free

^GThis is my first wedding and I h^Cope it passes ^A#qui^Ack, ^GIf I've got no feelings for her then w^Chy is my stomach feeli^Fng so sick? ^GAs they dance to their soppy song I p^Cray it isn't ^A#lov^Ae ^GBecause she's my heartless bitch that I ^Cjust can't seem to ^Fget enough of

^GOh^G o^Ch ^A#oh ^Aoh ^GOh^G o^Ch ^Foh oh

^GShe's not that beautiful, she's n^Cot that beauti^A#ful^A! ^GShe'll steal your mind first then your c^Car ^{A# A G}She's not that beautiful, she's n^Cot that beauti^A#ful^A! ^GBlame it on an evil twist of f^C*ate, that she c^A#*reated from t^A*he start

^GJust one more single malt then it's ^Coff to bed for ^A#me ^{A G}My head is spinning round and my l^Cegs are break-dancing ^F(He's pissed!) ^GI only meant to say farewell but I s^Cpilt more than my ^A#dri^Ank ^GI can't remember exactly what I said but I r^Cemember being ch^Fased up the street!

^GOh^G o^Ch ^A#oh ^Aoh ^GOh^G o^Ch ^Foh oh ^COh^F o^Ch ^Foh oh

^GShe's not that beautiful, she's n^Cot that beauti^A#ful^A! ^GShe'll steal your mind first then your c^Car ^{A# A G}She's not that beautiful, she's n^Cot that beauti^A#ful^A! ^GBlame it on an evil twist of f^C*ate, that she c^A#*reated from t^A*he start

^GShe's not that beautiful, she's n^Cot that beauti^A#ful^A!