The Wombats - Kenneth clarkes beard

^EKenneth Clarke's beard is won^Adrous pl^Eace, there are thousands of people w^Bho live on his face

^EThere are schools for the children and^A homes for the o^Eld, w^Dhen you live in a beard you^B never get cold

^AThere's a theme-park, a circus, a^E lake and a zoo. O^An Kenneth Clarke's beard there's just s^Bo much to do!

^EI live in a place that's ne^Aver been she^Eared, ye^As I live in Ke^Bnneth Clarke's ^Ebeard.