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So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled awesome So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled awesome So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled aw^Ees^Aom^Be

Well the ^EHouse of Awesome is a ^Aplace for ^Banyone with^Eout a home ^A ^B ^ERegardless of race, religion, ^Acreature, or ^Bsexual ^Epreference ^A ^B ^EWe accept whites, ^Awe accept ^Bblacks ^EWe accept rebel freedom ^Afighters on ^Bhorse back ^EWe accept Asians, ^Awe accept ^BJews ^EWe accept everyone and ^Athat includes ^BYOU!

So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled awesome So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled awesome So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled aw^Ees^Aom^Be

The ^Estudents at Hogwarts are ^Asorted into ^Bhouses acco^Erding to ^A ^B What^Eever that shifty ^Asorting ^Bhat says they ^Eaught to do ^A ^B I ^Easked Dumbledore if ^AI could be ^Bsorted He ^Esaid, “Sorry Whomp^Ay I could get ^Breported To the ^EMinistry of Magic for ^Aincorrect ^Bprocedure E (palm mute) You’re not a wizard you’re a tree

So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled awesome So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled awesome So I’^Em starting a new House an^Ad it’s cal^Bled aw^Ees^Aom^Be

The Whomping Willows - House of awesome