The Whitlams - I make hamburgers

My f^First customer ^Amwas ^EmMegan She came ^Dmin for a hamburger with the l^Fot ^Am- ^Em no ^Dmmeat Hey ^Fthat's a sala^Amd r^Emoll I said and we^Dm started going out

My ^Fsecond customer^Am was^Em Susan She came ^Dmin for Diet Pepsi ^Fmorning tea ^{Am Em} Each ^Dmday and I said ^FYou don't ^Amneed t^Emo be on a diet ^DmDo you wanna come out tonight?

I said I'll ^Fbring ^CGringo he's got a ^Dmlot of ^Fmoney And he'll ^Ftake us to the ^Cbars where they've got a ^Dmview ^F He'll buy us all those ^Fbeers they ^Cgive it to you in bottles They put l^Dmemon in the ^Ftop it don't taste too ^Fbad I'm ^C telling ^Bbyou ^Gtelling you

My ^Fthird customer w^Amas ^EmMaria she came ^Dmin for hot chips and sauce ^{F F}More sauce s^Amhe ^Emsaid. I said ^Dmnow you're talking And she ^Ftook me home^Am to^{Em Dm}meet her mother

My ^Ffourth customer ^Amwas ^EmSandy she came ^Dmin for nothing I^F could see^{Am Em} except m^Dme So it w^Fas I too, ^Amwas ^Emeating a hamburger of s^Dmorts within an hour

I make^F hamb^Curgers I get ^Dmall the girls ^F And I t^Fake 'em out to ^Cdinner and I ^Dmgive 'em all a ^Fwhirl And If they ^Fwork I ^Ckeep 'em If they ^Dmdon't I keep 'em ^Ftoo But I ^Fteach 'em all ^Chow to be ^Bbdirty girls li^Gke you

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