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Tuning: E A D G B E
Standard Tuning EADGBe E--------------------|----------------------|----------| B--------------------|----------------------|----------| G--------------------|----------------------|----------| D----0-3-3-3-2-0-----|----------------------|----------| A--3-------------3-3-|----0-1-1-1-0---------|-1p0------| E--------------------|--3------------3-1-1--|-----3-1--| Verse 1:
FWell, I want to try and hold my head up high In this busted-up Pinto truck conversion between the Cbroken concrete and the cloudy sky Well, you hBbave to make an effort with me, can you mCake it look like you're cBbhauffeuring me? There'Fs enough gas to get us Chome now if we gliFde
Verse 2:
When we Ftook this job I thought that you knew the deal I told the boss we had a Mercedes-Benz but all we Cgot in our yard is a steering wheel Well, I Bbcan't borrow this tuxedo much longer, well we Cmight have to cut and Bbsell your long hair FI don't mind you Cwearing a wig, but I won't sFteal
Chorus 1:
Yeah, well, Bbhoney, we can't afford to look this cheap We need to make it look like we're high class, so we'll Chaul ourself on, we can't be beat I can't Bbhelp but wonder, this time next year, will we be Fdrinking Dom Perignon or Bbreheated beer? Well, Fhoney, we can't Cafford to look thiFs cheap.
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We have Fto keep up appearances as long as we can There's too much to lose, our social status, well, our Cice machine, and our ceiling fan And if they Bbfind out that we ain't real songwriters tChat we go Dutch on Bbcigarette lighters WFe're gonna lose the paradCise that's in our hFands
Chorus 2:
Well, Bbhoney, we can't afford to look this cheap Got an image to live up to, in the Cbest motel on Imposter Street While the BbJones are waltzin off to dinner we Fglue old lotto tix together Ctryin to make us a winner Well, honFey, we can't affCord to look thFis cheap
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