The Vandals - Sorry mom and dad

Well, ^Eyou came into this world naked, screaming and^G# covered in blood ^Awho was there to wipe you off and ^F#give you your first hug?

And it ^Etook a couple years to figure out how to^G# not shit in your pants but ^Asomeone was there to clean you up and ^F#powder off your rash

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s ^Abeen them ^G#fro

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m ^Athe start, ^G#the

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^Aones you tortured and ^G#bro

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ke^A their hearts ^Ath

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e^B two that you hate - ^Ath

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e ^Btwo that you blame - ^Ath

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e^B very same ones that gave you your ^Bname

^ERemember the time you were five and you lied about^G# who broke your lamp? ^AWho were the ones that sat you down and ^F#gave you a second chance?

^G#It'

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s ^Abeen them ^G#fro

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m ^Athe start, ^G#the

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^Aones you tortured and ^G#bro

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ke^A their hearts ^Ath

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e^B two that you hate - ^Ath

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e ^Btwo that you blame - ^Ath

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e^B very same ones that

gave you your ^Bname

^E Go home to Mom and Dad and ^G#say you're sorry, It's the ^Aleast that you can do, after ^F#all you've put them through. Oh, come on. ^EBeg Mom and Dad's forgiveness, ^G#they deserve it. ^A Even if you don't mean it,^F# make them believ^Be you that it's ^Etrue. (INTRO)

^E And when they offered you up ^G#all that great advice, ^A you just screamed "Fuck you, both- and ^F#let me live my life! ^E I'm gonna go out drinking with my friends have ^G#unprotected sex, ^Apierce my nose and get a tattoo of a ^F#dragon on my ^Bneck!"

^D Cuz now your 35 and ^Bworking in a warehouse cuz you ^Espent your college money on cocaine

And the ^Dshame of your existence is ^Bever so persistent cuz you know your parents tried and you're to ^Eblame - you're to ^Bblame, cuz..