The Vandals - My first xmas as a woman
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BAND: The Vandals
TITLE: My First Xmas As A Woman
ALBUM: Oi To The World
TABBED BY: smashguy37@yahoo.com
[Intro]
F Bb F Bb
F Bb F Bb
F Gm C
F Gm C
F Bb F
[Verse 1]
With FChristmas upon us it's Bbtime to be honest
and Cfollow my dreams and deFface
A Dmlife of delusion and Dmgender confusion
GNo longer will be the Ccase
[Instrumental]
F Bb F Bb
F Bb F Bb
[Verse 2]
I Fnever wanted army men or C#basDketballs,
I Fonly wanted pantyhose and C#BarDbie dolls
BbAnd dressing Cup in Emother's Fclothing Bb F Bb
My Fwhole life I've been feeling only C#femDinine
It Falways seemed so useless trying to C#be Da man
Bb Now that's a Cghost of EChristmas Fpast
[Chorus]
Gm Now it Ffeels like the Every first Dtime
C 'cause it's Bbgoing to be the Avery first Gtime
that FChristmasBb feels Fright to me Bb
GmAnd I Fknow that I'm Elooking Dgood
CJust lBbike a Areal girl Gshould
It's Fmy first CChristmas as a Fwoman
[Verse 2]
A Fdoctor reconstructed my C#genDitals
And Fnow I'm waiting underneath the C#misDtletoe
Bb for a guy who could Clove a Egirl like FmeBb F Bb
[Chorus]
Gm I took the Fhormones and I Egot my Dbreasts
C This Bbseason's gonna Abe the Gbest to Fme Bb F Bb
Gm I won't Fhave to Etuck it behDind me
C Since I Bbgot my Abrand new vaGgina
It's Fmy first CChristmas as a Fwoman
[Bridge]
Chop if Aoff! Chop if off! Chop if off!
EMy Apenis, chop it off
DmIt's no use Ato Dmme
Cut it off! Chop it Goff! Chop it off!
DMy Gpenis, cut it off so CI can finally be, a
FWoooooooo ooohhhh!
[Instrumental]
F Bb F Bb
[Verse 3]
FNow I'm finally happy 'cause I C#madDe my goal
to Fbe a post operation tranC#sseDxual
Bb now I Cam a Epretty FladyBb F Bb
[Chorus]
Gm Now it Ffeels like the Every first Dtime
C 'cause it's Bbgoing to be the Avery first Gtime
that FChristmas Bbfeels Fright to me Bb
Gm 'Cause I Fknow that I'm Elooking Dgood
C Just Bblike a Areal girl Gshould
It's Fmy first CChristmas as a Fwoman