Autoscroll
1 Column 
Text size
Transpose 0
Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Uh, the reason I didn't get you anything this year is-is because... [Verse 1]
I don't Ebelieve in Santa Claus His corporate image forced Gupon EThe blinded spending masses To enslave the lower clGasses With obEligatory gifts that serve To cleanse the year of guilt and sGhame EOne token gesture justifies the apathetic, Ghypnotized ELeaving them to F#be Kris Kringle's Gslaves (D#Ooh)
[Bridge]
EBuy! EBuy! CI won't do Bit! The Dseason's obligation has not D#my participation! EBuy! EBuy! CI won't do Bit! The Dmoney hungry mating call of D#corporate swine
'GCause it's only for the money!C And it's Gonly for the money!C 'Cause it's Gonly for the Cmoney! Now Ebuy!
[Verse 2]
EHe monitors naughty and nice Big Brother is St. CNick F#Methodically his judgment made documented on his Clist EI don't believe in Santa Claus or his mystical Cfacade ETo teach the children wanton greed
Their lust for gifts becomes a need
F#Brainwashed by the marketing And victims of the corporate scheme AMaterial possessions becoming their obsessions 'BTill human life has lost it's value
And you blindly do just what they tell you
EI don't believe! E (Scratch it like Crass) His tactics of intimidation repress the minds of youth
Using fear for generations -- his image hides the truth He's just a puppet for the system; a glutton in a suit
With yGuletide propagC#anda and a Ebearded mask to boot!
[Outro] Uh, that, and I couldn't find a place to park at the mall. Sorry