The Vandals - Grandpas last x-mas

^CMom says, ^Gput on your Christmas best. ^CGrandpa's coming down this year and ^Git might be his last. ^CWhy Mom? You ^Gsay that every time. ^CIt seems that he's been dying ^Gever since I was nine. ^DI don't mean no disrespect ^Abecause he's old and mean. ^DBut how come we invite him when he ^Aalways makes a scene? Tell me ^Cwhy does, he ^Ghit me with his cane? And ^Cwhy should I get him a gift if ^Ghe don't know my name? ^CHow come, he ^Galways calls me "Kate" ^CAnd forgets his dentures ^Gon his dinner plate?

This could be ^FGrandpa's last Christmas ^CThat's what Mother said ^FGrandpa's last Christmas ^GAnd soon he might be dead, ^Cso be nice ^GBe nice to ^CGrandpa

^CWhat can I say to someone ^G300 years old? W^Chen he seems so content staring ^Gat the jello mold ^CPlease Mom, let ^Gme go out and play ^COr soon I will go deaf like him from ^Ghearing him complain

^CI know, his ^Glife's been long and hard And he d^Ceserves some quiet peace ^Gin a nice graveyard ^CGrandpa, I ^Glove you just the same ^CBut I know you won't be happy 'til you ^Gdrive us all insane

This could be ^FGrandpa's last Christmas ^CThat's what Mother said ^FGrandpa's last Christmas ^GAnd soon he might be dead, ^Cso be nice ^GBe nice to ^CGrandpa Cause he's ^Gold and he s^Cmells And he's ^Ggonna die ^Csoon Be ^Gnice to ^CGrandpa