Tuning: E A D G B E

The Vandals - Flowers Are Pretty [Verse]

^EChildren are lovely ^F#mbefore they get ugly and ^G#mlearn to do bad ^Astuff ^EFlowers are pretty ^F#mbefore they get shitty and ^G#mrot and turn to ^Adust

[Pre-Chorus]

I heard that ^Blife is a wheel and you can't make it stop If you ^F#mtry it'll flatten your head It's a ^Bcircle of shit we're in the middle of it But ^Asoon we'll all be ^Bdead

[Verse]

Like everybody ^Eelse that ever ^F#mlived before the ^G#mthings you make fall ^Ato the floor And ^Enobody knows how ^F#mhard you tried it's ^G#mbeen that way since the ^Astart of time

[Pre-Chorus]

There was a ^Bcaveman that did some amazing things But ^F#mnobody here gives a fuck And in a ^Bthousand years they'll feel the same ^ATowards all the things you've ^Bdone

[Chorus]

So don't ^Eworry what might give you cancer Or ^G#mstay up nights just wanting answers D B [Fill] It's just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap ^EThings start off they're so terrific ^G#mThey'll fuck up it's scientific ^DEntropy, uncertainty won't ^Ayield to you, or you

E F#m G#m A E F#m G#m A [Verse]

^ELove at first sight on a ^F#mbeautiful night and a ^G#mfeeling is so ^Adivine Gets ^Esucked down the toilet cause ^F#msomething will spoil it with the ^G#mgood times left behi^And you

[Pre-Chorus]

^BDon't try to figure out who's at fault ^F#mPowerful forces abound Like a ^Btwig on a river in the universe ^ATomorrow you'll probably ^Bdrown

[Chorus]

[SOLO] E [Verse]

And ^Eall the things that ^F#mmatter most, ^G#mdisappear, ^Ahere's a toast To ^Eerosion and ^F#mcorrosion,^G#m alzheimers and ^Apain

[Pre-Chorus]

^BDon't try to figure out who's at fault There's ^F#mpowerful forces at play And if you ^Blose your legs and have to beg It's ^Areally all the ^Bsame

[Chorus]

Don't ^Eworry what might give you cancer Or ^G#mstay up nights just wanting answers D B [Fill] It's just a crap shoot, but it's mostly crap ^EThings start off they're so terrific ^G#mThey'll fuck up it's scientific ^DEntropy, uncertainty won't ^Ayield to you, or you

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The Vandals - Flowers are pretty