The Vandals - C-h-r-i-s-t-m-a-s

^G"C" is for your little clit when ^CI go down beneath "^GH" is for your pubic hair that sticks ^Cbetween my ^Dteeth "^GR" is for your rectum that "^CI" fuck with my dick ^DChristmas comes but once a year and makes ^Cme ^Bmfuck^Aing ^Gsick

"^GS" is for your shitty asshole, ^Cclinkers 'round your bum "^GT" is for your massive tits that make me ^Cwant to ^Dcum "^GM" is for masturbation, when ^Cyou're not here with me "^GA" is for the agony of catching ^Cyour ^Dvd "^GS" is for the syphilis that ^Crots away my prick ^DChristmas comes but once a year and makes ^Cme ^Bmfuck^Aing ^Gsick "^DS" is for the syphilis that rots ^Caw^Bmay ^Amy ^Gprick

^GDing- dong merrily along The ^Cchapel bells are ^Gringing

My ^Cfucking balls are ^Gswinging [Outro] ^DWhoa OH OH, ^Cwhoa-OH OH, ^Bmwhoa-OH OH ^Awhoa-OH OH, ^CWOAH OH ^DOH The ^Cchapel ^Dbells are ^Gringing ^DWhoa OH OH, ^Cwhoa-OH OH, ^Bmwhoa-OH OH ^Awhoa-OH OH, ^CWOAH OH ^DOH My ^Cfucking ^Dballs are ^Gswinging