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[Intro] D F G D D F F G D F G D D F F G [Verse]
DInteresting and soDphisticated ReDfusing to be Dcelebrated It's a Cmonumental Gbig screen kiss DIt's so deep it's Dmeaningless D D One day you'll just up and Dquit And that'll be Dit Just then the Cstripper stopped in a Gcoughing fit She said, "DSorry I can't go Don with this."C G
[Chorus]
Yeah that's awful Dclose But that's not Dwhy C I'm Gso hard done by
[Instrumental] D F G D D F F G D F G D D F F G [Verse]
DIt was true cineDma-à-clef You should Dsee it before there's Dnothing left In an Cepic too small Gto be tragic You'll have to Dwait a minute 'Cause it's an DInstamatic C G
[Chorus]
Yeah that's awful Dclose But that's not Dwhy C I'm Gso hard done by
[Instrumental] D F G D D F F G [Verse]
DJust then the room beDcame more dimly Dlit As the Demcee carried Con with it G And Dnow that I got you Dall strangely comDpelled I'm aDfraid Candy's not Cfeeling well G
[Chorus]
DClose, but that's not Dwhy C I'm Gso hard done by
[Outro] D F G D D F F G D F G D D F F G D