The Top Cats - Nice legs shame about the face

^AMet her on a blind date, helping out an old mate Waiting at the corner, she's be dressed in black ^DThere was I expecting a really tasty bird He ^Asaid she was good looking, I should have doubt his word ^EWhen I saw her there she was a ^Dreal disgrace I thought^A nice legs shame about the face

I ^Ahad to take her dancing, I couldn't let her down So we caught the bus to the other side of town ^DOut upon the dance floor, I wasn't getting far ^ASo I had a drink with my friends up at the bar I ^Easked them what they thought of her they ^Dfell about the place And they^A said nice legs shame about her face

She ^Bsaid could we go bowling, I said that would be fine But ^Ewhen I bought the tickets She'd al^Bready changed her mind ^F#She was turning out to be a ^Ereal hard case ^B Nice legs shame about the boat race

^BDowned a gin and soda, tapped me on the shoulder Whispered in my ear it's getting kind of late ^EWhen I took her home we hardly said a thing I ^Bwalked her to the door, expected to go in She ^F#looked me up and down and really ^Eput me in my place She said^B nice legs shame about your face