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You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too: Statler Brothers. #10 on BB Hot Country on COLUMBIA Records in 1967. INTRO: Gb #1.

^GbWe went out on a double ^Bdate, me and ^DbEdith, you and Kate. Before we ^Gbgot, past their front ^Bgate, ^Dbthere ^Dbyou were making eyes at Edith while you were

making time with Kate. CHORUS:

You can't have your ^EbKate, and Edith, ^Abtoo. You rascal, ^Dbyou, a-lee-del-lay-dee-^Gbhoo.

#2.

^GbThen we went, to a drive-in ^Bshow, ^Ebmyou were kissing on ^DbKate, she wouldn't let you go. I looked at ^GbEdith, started feeling ^Bbold. I ^Dbfound your big hairy hand holding on to the

hand I was trying to hold. CHORUS:

You can't have your ^EbKate, and Edith, ^Abtoo. You rascal, ^Dbyou, a-lee-del-lay-dee-^Gbhoo. ^G

#3.

^GEdith asked, me if I ^Cwould, get her some ^Dpopcorn, I said I would. When I got ^Gback, dad blame if ^Cyou, hadn't ^Dcrawled

into the backseat with Kate, and Edith was back there, too. CHORUS:

You can't have your ^EKate, and Edith, ^Atoo. You rascal, ^Dyou, a-lee-del-lay-dee-^Ghoo.

#4.

Years have ^Gpassed, since that first ^Cdate, I married ^DEdith, you married Kate. Now, every ^Gnight, when I come ^Chome, your ^Dcar's in the

driveway, Kate's in the car, and you and Edith are in the house alone. OUTRO:

You can't have your ^EKate, and Edith, ^Atoo. You rascal, ^Dyou, a-lee-del-lay-dee-^Ghoo.

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.

The Statler Brothers - You cant have your kate and edith too