The Statler Brothers - The official historian of shirley jean berrell

I'm the ^Cofficial historian on ^GShirley Jean Berrell I've ^Dknown her since God only ^Gknows and I won't tell I ^Ccaught her the first time that she ^Gstumbled and fell And ^DShirley, she knows me just as ^Gwell

I can ^Ctell you her birthday and her ^Gdaddy's middle name The ^Duncles on her mama's side and the ^Gone's they don't claim What she's ^Cgot for Christmas since 1952 ^G And ^Dthat's only the beginning of the things I could tell ^Gyou

I'm the ^Cofficial historian on ^GShirley Jean Berrell I've ^Dknown her since God only ^Gknows and I won't tell I ^Ccaught her the first time that she ^Gstumbled and fell And ^DShirley, she knows me just as ^Gwell

I can ^Ctell you her favorite song and ^Gwhere she likes to park And ^Dwhy to this very day she's ^Gscared of the dark ^CHow she got her nickname and that ^Gscar behind her knee ^DIf there's anything you need to know 'bout Shirley just ask ^Gme

I ^Cknow where she's ticklish and her ^Gevery little quirk The ^Dfunnies she don't read and her ^Gnumber at work I ^Cknow what she stands for and^G what she won't allow ^DThe only thing that I don't know is where she is right ^Gnow

But I'm the ^Cofficial historian on ^GShirley Jean Berrell I've ^Dknown her since God only ^Gknows and I won't tell I ^Ccaught her the first time that she ^Gstumbled and fell And ^DShirley, she knows me just as ^Gwell

Oh ^DShirley she knows me just as ^Gwell ^CTheeeeeeeeeeeee ^DEnnnnnnn^Gdddddddd