The Statler Brothers - Half a man

Oh I've ^Etried to see my way to come back ^C#mto you but then I ^Athink about the way I'd have to ^Bcrawl all I'd ^Ereally have to do is come back ^C#mbeggin' but from ^Awhere I stand it just ain't worth it ^Ball

I don't ^C#mbelieve I've got the time and if I ^Bdid I don't believe that I could ^C#mfind a way to fit in to your ^Bplans and if I ^C#mcould I don't believe I would be^Bcause it seems to me the only ^C#mthing your lookin' for is half a ^Bman half a ^B7man

I know you're ^Elooking for someone to fall down t^C#mo you and to ^Alift their head and smile each time you ^Bcall but the m^Eore I think about it the ^C#mless I think about it and the ^Amore I think it just ain't worth it ^Ball

I don't ^C#mbelieve I've got the time and if I ^Bdid I don't believe that I could ^C#mfind a way to fit in to your ^Bplans and if I ^C#mcould I don't believe I would be^Bcause it seems to me the only ^C#mthing your lookin' for is half a ^Bman half a ^B7man

So I g^Euess I'm not the man you think I ^C#maught to be and the ^Aplans you've had for me are 'bout to ^Bfall and when you ^Efind the kind of man that you've been^C#m looking for I wonder ^Athen if you will think it's worth it ^Ball

I don't ^C#mbelieve I've got the time and if I ^Bdid I don't believe that I could ^C#mfind a way to fit in to your ^Bplans and if I ^C#mcould I don't believe I would be^Bcause it seems to me the only ^C#mthing your lookin' for is half a ^Bman half a ^B7man