The Stanfields - The dirtiest drunk in the history of liquor

^GI knew a fella back in 1998 ^DWasn’t real bright but he had a lot of nerve ^GDrank like a fish and he ^Chad a special place ^GIn the bottom of the ^Dlearning ^Gcurve ^GHe had ten bills when he left his parents house ^DFrothin’ at the mouth and a’shootin from the hip ^GHe’d giv’er for a week and re^Ccover for a day ^GCounted change with a ^Dbusted ^Glip

The ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk in the ^DHistory of ^GLiquor The ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk in the ^DHistory of ^GLiquor

^GHe had enough left to buy some cream ^DTo settle all the itchin’ where the sun don’t shine ^GHe looked like a 50 pound ^Csack of potatoes ^GAll hung^Dover in the f^Good bank line

The ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, D^Cirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk in the ^DHistory of ^GLiquor The ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk, ^CDirtiest ^GDrunk in the ^DHistory of ^GLiquor

^ADoin’ lines on the dash of mama’s Silverado ^EWith a piss-stained, rolled up drinking fine ^AThe keys are in the truck, and the ^Dtruck’s the harbour With a ^AColt 4^E5 and d^Aaddy’s moonshine

The D^Dirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk in the ^EHistory of ^ALiquor The D^Dirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk in the ^EHistory of ^ALiquor The D^Dirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk in the ^EHistory of ^ALiquor The D^Dirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk, ^DDirtiest ^ADrunk in the ^EHistory of ^ALiquor