The Stanfields - Jack of all trades

I'm a ^DJack of all trades and a bastard son A ^Dburnt out slave and a master of none ^GA cog on a wheel in a dog and pony ^Dshow ^DBut if I won the lottery I'd be taken seriously With the ^Gkeys to the kingdom and a stock portfoli^Do ^{G D}

No I ^Ddon't know ^Awhy I ^Emwait for pigs to ^Bmfly A ^Dnormal day for ^Athem is a ^Emmiracle for ^Ame The ^Dmaster makes the ^Arules And the ^Emmaster plays the ^Bmfools ^DAn ordinary ^Avoice in a ^F#msilent har^Bmmony Si^Alent harm^Bmony

^DLook at the Jones, they ain't sad at all They ^Dlove the wage, they hate us all They ^Gdance to the rhythm of a dark and distant ^Ddrone I ^Dcan't keep up with the Jones no more I ^Dcan't make rent when I had it before Now a ^Gbig wolf is at the door Looking for ^Dblood from ^Ga ^Dstone

No I ^Ddon't know ^Awhy I ^Emwait for pigs to ^Bmfly A ^Dnormal day for t^Ahem is a ^Emmiracle for ^Ame The ^Dmaster makes the ^Arules And the ^Emmaster plays the ^Bmfools ^DAn ordinary ^Avoice in a ^F#msilent har^Bmmony Si^Alent harm^Bmony

^DShould I grow old before I die ^DJust another John Doe in debt to his eyes ^GChoking on the barrel of a gun run down my ^Dthroat ^DHeld by the master's invisible hands ^D"More, more, more!" the master commands ^G"Call in the lawyers, piss on the ants," I ^Dquote. N^Go ^Djoke

No I ^Ddon't know ^Awhy I ^Emwait for pigs to ^Bmfly A ^Dnormal day for ^Athem is a ^Emmiracle for ^Ame The ^Dmaster makes the ^Arules And the ^Emmaster plays the ^Bmfools ^DAn ordinary ^Avoice in a ^F#msilent har^Bmmony Sil^Aent harmo^Bmny