Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E

Super fun song to play with simple chords. I added a capo to the 2nd fret to avoid the Bm chord. Enjoy =) [Intro] Am C G Am C G Am (Picking pattern is 2-5-4-5 for Am and C, then switches to 1-5-4-5 for the G chord) [Verse 1]

^AmOne smoky day in a darkened scullery ^CDown by the river in a ^Gfactory town Where ^Ambad things happen & the walls are drippn' And the ^Cghosts are ^Gflittin' frae the ^Amcold hard ground A ^Ampot & kettle on the hob were settled A' ^Chissin' their patter so ^Gbileous cruel An ^Amawfy matter o' clout & claterin' ^CBattlin' ^Gwits in a ^Amhideous duel

[Chorus]

^AmLids a rattlin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amlowly villain'

'You're a terrible liar'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Gcookin' on the ^Amsame old fire' ^AmGuts a bubblin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amchanty pot'

'And you're a shite for brains'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Ghangin' on the ^Amsame old chains'

[Verse 2]

"I've ^Amroasted a wealth of exotic things All ^Ctorn to ribbons at the ^Ghands of kings ^AmPolished copper how I proudly shone ^CStealin the ^Gfire of the ^Amblazing sun"

"Ye've ^Amboilt nae mair'n 'em old soup bones I've ^Cboilt the tea for them ^Gstately homes I were ^Amrattled like a drum each Hogmanay Then ^Cscrubbed tae the ^Gdevil on the ^Amfollwin' day"

[Chorus]

^AmLids a rattlin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amlowly villain'

'You're a terrible liar'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Gcookin' on the ^Amsame old fire' ^AmGuts a bubblin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amchanty pot'

'And you're a shite for brains'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Ghangin' on the ^Amsame old chains' [Bridge] x 2 Am C G Am

[Chorus]

^AmLids a rattlin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amlowly villain'

'You're a terrible liar'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Gcookin' on the ^Amsame old fire' ^AmGuts a bubblin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amchanty pot'

'And you're a shite for brains'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Ghangin' on the ^Amsame old chains' [Verse 3] "O ^Amkettle yer metal is a terrible hue ^CRiddled wi' holes cannae ^Ghold yer brew Yer ^Amlids all crooked & yer sides bashed in It'll ^Cnot be ^Glong afore ye ^Amsee the bin"

"^AmPot your not so bright as me A ^Chags old cauldron is ^Gall you'd be You ^Amreek o' gruel & you're none too young ^CFit for to ^Gcarry but the ^Ampeels & dung"

[Chorus 2]

^AmLids a rattlin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amlowly villain'

'You're a terrible liar'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Gcookin' on the ^Amsame old fire' ^AmGuts a bubblin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're an ^Amold piss bucket'

'You're a dented can'

'But we're ^Cneither as ^Gblack as that ^Amroasting pan.' [Chorus] ^AmLids a rattlin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amlowly villain'

'You're a terrible liar'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Gcookin' on the ^Amsame old fire' ^AmGuts a bubblin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amchanty pot'

'And you're a shite for brains'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Ghangin' on the ^Amsame old chains' [Bridge] Am C G Am x 2

[Chorus] x 5

^AmLids a rattlin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amlowly villain'

'You're a terrible liar'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Gcookin' on the ^Amsame old fire' ^AmGuts a bubblin' belchin' steam ^CLife ain't nothin but a ^Gfevered dream 'You're a ^Amchanty pot'

'And you're a shite for brains'

'But we're ^Cboth here ^Ghangin' on the ^Amsame old chains'

The Rumjacks - The pot kettle