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Listen to the song for tempo. Very fun one to play and sing in a group :) [Intro] Bm D A Bm A x1 Bm D A Bm D x2 [Verse 1]
BmOne smoky day in a darkened scullery DDown by the river in a Afactory town BmWhere bad things happen & the walls are drippn' And the Aghosts are flittin' frae the Bmcold hard ground A pBmot & kettle on the hob were settled DA' hissin' their patter so Abileous cruel BmAn awfy matter o' clout & claterin' DBattlin' Awits in a Bmhideous duel
[Chorus]
LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' GuBmts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains'
[Verse 2]
"I've rBmoasted a wealth of exotic things DAll torn to ribbons at Athe hands of kings BmPolished copper how I proudly shone AStealin the fire of the Bmblazing sun"
Bm"Ye've boilt nae mair'n 'em old soup bones DI've boilt the tea for Athem stately homes BmI were rattled like a drum each Hogmanay DThen scrubbed tae the Adevil on the fBmollwin' day"
[Chorus]
LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains'
[Bridge] Bm D A Bm x 2 [Chorus]
LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains'
[Verse 3]
"BmO kettle yer metal is a terrible hue DRiddled wi' holes Acannae hold yer brew BmYer lids all crooked & yer sides bashed in DIt'll not be Along afore ye Bmsee the bin"
"PBmot your not so bright as me DA hags old cauldron is Aall you'd be BmYou reek o' gruel & you're none too young DFit for to Acarry but the Bmpeels & dung"
[Chorus 2]
LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're an old piss bucket'
'You're a dented can'
'But we're Dneither as Ablack as that Bmroasting pan.'
[Chorus]
LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain' / 'But we're neither as black'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains'
[Bridge] Bm D A Bm x 2 [Chorus]
LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain' / 'But we're neither as black'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot' / 'But we're neither as black'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' [Chorus] LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain' / 'But we're neither as black'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot' / 'But we're neither as black'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' [Chorus] LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain' / 'But we're neither as black'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot' / 'But we're neither as black'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' [Chorus] LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain' / 'But we're neither as black'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot' / 'But we're neither as black'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' [Chorus] LBmids a rattlin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a lowly villain' / 'But we're neither as black'
'You're a terrible liar'
D'But we're both here Acookin' on the Bmsame old fire' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.' GBmuts a bubblin' belchin' steam DLife ain't nothin but a Afevered dream Bm'You're a chanty pot' / 'But we're neither as black'
'And you're a shite for brains'
D'But we're both here Ahangin' on the Bmsame old chains' / 'But we're neither as black as that roasting pan.'