The Rumjacks - Me old ball and chain

Right! Hand me down that bottle of te^Aquila from the shelf I'll ^Dhave a beer to follow and ^Atake one for yerself I've been ^Doff the piss for ten long years and ^AI've a bloody thirst And I ^Dwon't be leavin' here until you ^Acarry me feet ^Dfirst

‘Til I've tripped over the speakers and I've ^Afallen through the band And I've ^Dtold the chubby bouncer, ‘Geezer, ^Ashout if ye need a hand!' I'm ^Dscreamin o'er the bar and I'm ^Aspittin' in yer ear And ^Dsignin' wi' my hands for ya to ^Agis another ^Dbeer

Me old ^Gball and ^Dchain is in a ^Gshallow ^Dgrave So hit me, ^GONE, TWO, - ^DONE TWO THREE FOUR! ^GI don't have to ^Asuffer any^Dmore ^{A D}

‘Til I've kicked shit out yer jukebox and I've ^Abroken all yer darts And I've ^Dtalked the friggin' ears off my re^Aflection in the glass I've ^Dspewed all down the front o' me and ^Apissed all down my leg And I'm ^Dpropped up in the corner like a ^Afuckin' rusty ^Dkeg

Me old ^Gball and ^Dchain is in a ^Gshallow ^Dgrave So hit me, ^GONE, TWO, - ^DONE TWO THREE FOUR! ^GI don't have to ^Asuffer any^Dmore ^{A D}

‘Til I'm snorin' like a chainsaw and I'm ^Alayin' there catchin' flies And ^Dyou, ye cheeky bugger, pops two ^Apennies in me eyes God ^Dlove ye and protect ye, get yer ^Aknees up Missus Brown She's ^Dtopped her flamin' hubby and she's ^Atorn up half the ^Dtown

Me old ^Gball and ^Dchain is in a ^Gshallow ^Dgrave So hit me, ^GONE, TWO, - ^DONE TWO THREE FOUR! ^GI don't have to ^Asuffer any^Dmore

Me old ^Gball and ^Dchain is in a ^Gshallow ^Dgrave So hit me, ^GONE, TWO, - ^DONE TWO THREE FOUR! ^GI don't have to ^Asuffer any^Dmore Hit me, ^GONE, TWO, - ^DONE TWO THREE FOUR! ^GI don't have to ^Asuffer any^Dmore ^{A D}