The Rumjacks - Les darcy

^GTell me Father what’s the craic Is ^CJesus really ^Dcoming back And if he ^Gdoes d'ye think he'll live here in the '^Emburbs? Cos I’d^G like to help out round the place A few ^Codd jobs for ^Dholy grace And I'll ^Geven let you preach your strange old words

^GFor I’ve been a Godless fool They thrashed it ^Coutta me at ^Dschool And I swore id ^Gnever take a knee a^Emgain But if ^Gyou can guarantee me there’s A ^Cheaven up & a ^Dhell down there My ^Gwicked sinful ways I'll seek to mend

^GIf all them stars above are ^Csaints in some ^Daccord And Les ^GDarcy is among em, then I'll ^Cmake peace with the ^GLord

^GI were spat on, I were beat I were ^Ctossed into the ^Dstreet Where I lay ^Gcackling in the filthy bloody ^Emrain I went from ^Gbar to bar Callin dogs ^Cjus what they ^Dwere Until the ^Gnext one tried to slap me round the brains

^GA bottle of cheap whisky was the key Unlocking ^Cbeasts inside o' ^Dme

That ou^Gghtn't see the light of ^Emday I'd shower on ^Gall fours Go punch ^Choles in all the ^Ddoors And drag my ^Gheart around like it were dying prey

^GIf all them stars above are ^Csaints in some ^Daccord And Les ^GDarcy is among em, then I'll make peace with the Lord

^GI’ve heard him called so many things 'Hey-Sue ^CChristy' '^DKing of Kings' Is it ^GMister, Father, Son or Holy ^EmGhost? He could ^Gturn the water into wine And we can have a ^Claugh about the ^Dtime He popped up on that ^Gold dears slice o' toast

^GI’ve been around & seen some things ^CSlept with witches, ^Dfought for Kings And I’ve ^Gsung a song o' joy in many ^Emlands But if my ^Gdog can’t get to Heaven While some ^Cmongrels go on ^Dlivin' I'm not ^Gsure he's got the ^Cwhole world in his ^Ghands

^GIf all them stars above are ^Csaints in some ^Daccord And Les ^GDarcy is among em, then I'll ^Dmake peace with the ^GLord ^GIf all them stars above are ^Csaints in some ^Daccord And Les ^GDarcy is among em, then I'll ^Dmake peace with the ^GLord If Roy W^Gilliamson’s among em, then I'll ^Dmake peace with the ^GLord If Burns^Gey is among em, then I'll m^Cake peace with the L^Gord If my ^GGrandad Bill’s among em, then I'll ^Cmake peace ^Dwith you ^GLord