After seeing the other tab here was slightly off I felt compelled to submit my own. This is how i play the song and I'm fairly confident it's right. There might be an instrumental section I missed but who really cares? Enjoy, Olly.

N.C.

Oh kiss me Maggie & take me home, For I sure dinnae feel like dyin’ alone,

Gawn geez a shot, chuck a doggie a bone, Or a penny for me rattlin’ can, D(let ring) As sure as Christ it’s a bitter pill, But if you won’t have me, yer sister will,

I’l^Dl cart me arse doo^Dn Surry Hills ^D& cal^Dl her out^D t^Dhis evenin’,

Instrumental ||D|G|D|E A| |D|G|D|A D|| Verse 1

^DGo on, go well, ye’r^Ge no catch o’ mine, ^DYer clothes in rags, ye reek o’ fags ^E& old green g^Ainger wine,

^DMy sisters aye a leezie into the ^Gdrinkin’, dogs & cards, ^DMy poor departed Father couldn’^At flog her at th^De yards,

^DI’m a man o’ some renown ‘Jac^Gk the Lad’ about the town, ^DWe’ll share a plate of oysters, crack th^Ee neck o’ Bi^Ally Brown,

^DSly grog & salty trea^Gts, I’ll not grant yer wish, ^DI’m promised to the toll collecto^Ar boy upon th^De bridge.

Chorus

^DLike good whisky in bad ^Gwounds, ^DLike honey on a toothache, you’l^El never b^Ae mine,

^DTho’ we can dance, b’Jesus, we^G’ll swing like the razors, ^DOf Kate Leigh &a^Amp; Ti^Dlly Devine.

Verse 2

^DWhy wait until yer dancin’ shoes ar^Ge scuffed and in the bin? ^DI’ll stitch my holey duds, scrape th^Ee whiskers from m^Ae chin,

^DWe’ll get ye down yer scarlet gown, I??^G?ll steal you somethin’ blue, ^DI’d waltz off Millers point before ^AI walk the aisle wit^Dh you!

Wedding March e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-7----6----2-4-2-0-------------0-2-----------------------------------------| D|-------------------2-0---0-2-4---------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-7----6----2-4-2-0---------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------2-0---0-2-4-2-0-----------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus

^DLike good whisky in bad ^Gwounds, ^DLike honey on a toothache, you’l^El never b^Ae mine,

^DTho’ we can dance, b’Jesus, we^G’ll swing like the razors, ^DOf Kate Leigh &a^Amp; Ti^Dlly Devine.

Verse 3

^DOh I’ll sing you ‘six ribbons’! Aye ^Gwhen your ‘three sheets’!

^DYer drunken, brawlin’ caterwaulin^E’ echoes through ^Athe streets, ^DY’know I’m not yet very old,

Sure it’^Gs poison when its cold, And a ^Ddear old southerly ^Abelters sure to ^Dblow!

Chorus

^DLike good whisky in bad ^Gwounds, ^DLike honey on a toothache, you’l^El never b^Ae mine,

^DTho’ we can dance, b’Jesus, we^G’ll swing like the razors, ^DOf Kate Leigh &a^Amp; Ti^Dlly Devine.

The Rumjacks - Green ginger wine