The Rubberbandits - Horse outside

I'm ^Emat Amanda's weddin, In a ch^Gurch on Thomas Street I'm ^Dlookin at a bridesmaid, and she ^Clookin back at me And^Em when the service ends, ask he^Gr if she wants a lift Back ^Dto the hotel, and if it goes well,^C finger and a shift She ^Emsays Fitzy drives a Mitzy, and h^Ge offered me a spin ^DEnda have a Honda, so I^C might just go with him And ^EmDarragh Gibney said he bring me^G in his Subaru So ^Dwhat the fuck would make you think I^C'd wanna go with you

I said^Em fuck your Honda Civic, I've ^Ga horse outside.^D Fuck your Subaru, I have ^Ca horse outside And ^Emfuck your Mitsubishi, I've ^Ga horse outside. If you'r^De lookin for a ride I've got^C a horse outside

She ^Emsaid I don't believe ya, I^G said it's fuckin true I ^Dswapped him for a bag of yokes i^Cn 1992 I ^Emdon't need insurance, I don't^G need no parkin space And if you ^Dtry to clamp my horse he'l^Cl kick you in the face I don't ^Empay no tax, fuck^G NCT ^DYou'll arrive in style if you^C ride with me And the ^Emboys are walkin over,^G jinglin their keys I ^Dlook the fuckers up and down and^C give them one of these

I said^Em fuck your Honda Civic, I've ^Ga horse outside.^D Fuck your Subaru, I have ^Ca horse outside And ^Emfuck your Mitsubishi, I've ^Ga horse outside. If you'r^De lookin for a ride I've got^C a horse outside

^EmGiddy up now baby,^G bless my soul I ^Drode the fucker round a field^C back since he was a foal He ^Emruns a bit like Shergar, and he^G jumps like Thir Na nOg He ^Dlooks like Billie Piper after^C half an ounce of coke And the ^Emboys are lookin jealous, as I^G lead yer one away And ^Djust before I close the door ^CI look at her and say Would you ^Embe my girl, and she^G says I will of course If ya g^Drab me by the ponytail and^C ride me like a horse

I said^Em fuck your Honda Civic, I've ^Ga horse outside.^D Fuck your Subaru, I have ^Ca horse outside And ^Emfuck your Mitsubishi, I've ^Ga horse outside. If you'r^De lookin for a ride I've got^C a horse outside