The Rolling Stones - 2000 man

Well my ^Aname is a number, a ^E7piece of plastic ^Afilm. And I grow tiny flowers in my ^E7little window ^Asill. Don't you ^Dknow I'm the two thousand ^Ama^Asus4n? ^A And my ^Dkids, they just don't under^Astand me at ^E7all.

Though my ^Awife still respects me, I ^E7really mis^Ause her. I am having an affair with a ^E7Random com^Aputer. Don't you ^Dknow I'm the two thousand ^Ama^Asus4n? ^A And my ^Dkids, they just don't under^Astand me at ^E7all.

^A Oh ^DDad^Ady, ^Eproud of your ^Dpla^Anet. Oh ^DMom^Amy, ^Eproud of your ^Asun. ^A Oh ^DDad^Ady, ^Eproud of your ^Dplan^Aet. Oh ^DMom^Amy, ^Eproud of your ^Asun.

^DOh Daddy, is your brain still flashing, ^B7Like it did when you were young? ^AOr did you come down crashing, ^E7Seeing all the ^Bthings you'd ^Edone? ^E7All was a ^Bbig put–^Eon.

^A Oh ^DDad^Ady, ^Eproud of your ^Dpla^Anet. Oh ^DMom^Amy, ^Eproud of your ^Asun. ^A Oh ^DDad^Ady, ^Eproud of your ^Dplan^Aet. Oh ^DMom^Amy, ^Eproud of your ^Asun.

^A Oh ^DDad^Ady, ^Eproud of your ^Dpla^Anet. Oh ^DMom^Amy, ^Eproud of your ^Asun. ^A Oh ^DDad^Ady, ^Eproud of your ^Dplan^Aet. Oh ^DMom^Amy, ^Eproud of your ^Asun.

And you ^Dknow you're the two thousand ^Ama^Asus4n? ^A And your ^Dkids, they just don't under^Astand you at ^E7all.