The Residents - The weatherman

^AmI was watching ^CIvanhoe ^FWhen they said the ^E7tornado ^FBlew your big old ^Chouse apart ^FRobert Taylor ^Ewas the star

^AmYou never knew why ^CI was blue So I ^Fwent to a movie ^E7after you ^FSpread out on your ^Cfeather bed With ^E7weather maps you ^Enever read

You ^Amsaid the East was ^Cfreezing but The ^Fclouds were insign^Cificant ^FI never knew what ^Cmade you speak Of ^E7sleet between your ^Esatin sheets

^AmYou're always ^Ccalling me But ^FI'm never ^Cneeded I'm ^Fneedy, I'm ^Cneedy I'm ^Fneeding a new ^E7home ^E

A ^Amfall in Phila^Cdelphia ^FWhen you were much ^Chealthier Ob^Fstructed your re^Ccovery As ^E7yellow leaves fell ^Efrom the trees