The Real McKenzies - My luck is so bad

Well I cr^Gawled to confession ea^Crly today They t^Emook just one look and they t^Durned me away I'll en^Glighten my spirits in s^Come other way but w^Emhy tell me god do things h^Dappen this way My lu^Gck is so b^Cad it can on^Emly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse ^{C Em D}

My d^Gog's gone astray and my c^Cat doesn't mouse My ne^Emighbor is hung in a t^Dree by his house My t^Gires have been slashed and my ba^Cttery's flat Well pl^Emease tell me why, tell me wh^Dat's up with that?

My l^Guck is so b^Cad it can o^Emnly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D} My l^Guck is so b^Cad it can o^Emnly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D}

Got a c^Gall from my wife who's just fi^Cled for divorce She's ta^Emking the cash, the h^Douse, and my horse The gov^Gernment says I owe lo^Cts of back tax N^Emow tell me how it can g^Det worse than that

My lu^Gck is so b^Cad it can o^Emnly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D} My lu^Gck is so b^Cad it can o^Emnly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D}

W^Chy is my luck so b^C/Bad? I^C'll blame my heavenly d^C/Bad And I h^Cope to some day sallyf^C/Borth from this muck Ti^Emll that day I shall pray for comp^Dlete change of luck

My l^Guck is so b^Cad it can o^Emnly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D} My l^Guck is so b^Cad it can o^Emnly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D}

My sh^Goes are all tattered, I've tru^Cdged a long mile I've st^Emepped in a puddle and I've fe^Dll in the pile I wa^Gnt to lash out but I'm j^Cust gonna smile While I wa^Emit for my luck to be cha^Dnged in a while

My lu^Gck is so b^Cad it can on^Emly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse! ^{C Em D} My lu^Gck is so b^Cad it can on^Emly get be^Dtter than wo^Grse!