The Presidents Of The United States Of America - More bad times

You ^Csus4never had ^Crabies, you ^Csus4never gained ^Cweight You ^Csus4never drank ^Cpoison, you ^Csus4watched what you ^Cate You ^Csus4never came ^Chome with a ^Csus4terrible ^Cscar You ^Csus4never so ^Cmuch as put a ^Csus4scratch on my ^Ccar You ^Csus4never got ^Cmeasles, you ^Csus4never got ^Cgout You ^Csus4never got ^Cdizzy, and you ^Csus4never fell ^Cout You ^Csus4never sugg^Cested we ^Csus4all play c^Charades You ^Csus4never picked ^Cup any ^Csus4live hand grena^Cdes

You ^Csus4twisted your ^Cankle, I ^Csus4carried ^Cyou You ^Csus4got a di^Cvorce so I ^Csus4married ^Cyou You ^Csus4fell off a ^Ccliff, so I ^Csus4buried ^Cyou I ^Csus4wish there were ^Cmore bad ^Csus4times to see you ^Cthrough I ^Csus4wish there were ^Cmore bad ^Gtimes

Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F C F C F (C) Wish there were more bad times, I wish there were more

You ^Csus4never lost ^Ccontact, you ^Csus4never leaked ^Coil You ^Csus4never drank ^Ccleanser and you ^Csus4never ate ^Cfoil You ^Csus4never got ^Churt by ^Csus4sticks and ^Cstones You ^Csus4never choked ^Con any ^Csus4big chicken ^Cbones You ^Csus4never got ^Cmauled by a ^Csus4mad ba^Cboon You ^Csus4never lost a^Cll the ^Csus4air in your bal^Cloon You ^Csus4never got ^Cpoked in the ^Csus4eye with a ^Cspork You ^Csus4never got ^Csick from all that ^Csus4leftover ^Cpork

You ^Csus4twisted your ^Cankle, I ^Csus4carried ^Cyou You ^Csus4got a di^Cvorce so I ^Csus4married ^Cyou You ^Csus4fell off a ^Ccliff, so I ^Csus4buried ^Cyou I ^Csus4wish there were ^Cmore bad ^Csus4times to see you ^Cthrough I ^Csus4wish there were ^Cmore bad ^Gtimes

^CSo many ^Fthings did go ^Cwrong But the ^Glist is not ^Clong enough ^FNot enough ^Cbad things to ^Gfill up a ^Csong

Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F Wish there were ^Cmore ^Fbad ^Ctimes ^F

I'd rather ^Cgather your ^Fbones, than ^Cmop up this ^Fmess (bad times) If I ^Cscrub us all ^Fspotless I'll ^Cwreck our suc^Fcess (bad times) I was ^Cholding your ^Fhand when it ^Cfell on the ^Ffloor (bad times) C F C F (C) When you left you broke the knob on the door, I wish there were more (bad times)