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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
FOh my Mother, Ablet your daughter Fdance with meAb FI'd like to Abspin her wild around the Fcottonwood treeAb There's Bbmsomething about her Dbmeyes, I think her Bbmroots are rotten F Ab F Abadd13 This must be the reason she wears her hair up in knots, oh no
[Pre-Chorus]
FThis is so embarrassingAb FAh, we're pissing Abfits FmCrying on our doorsteps in Ft-shirts loose and Abripped BbSome of them so out of style I Bbmcannot save them FThey'll just get whatever my salAbvation gave them
[Chorus]
CKeep the weed next to the bed BbLight the water, check for lead CDim the lights a little lower BbHide your backbone, shrug your shoulders CGive the gift that fits your head BbYou have to get this turtleneck F Ab F Ab
[Verse 2]
The Fmpoor, they leave their cellphones in the Fbathrooms of the Abrich And when they Ftry to turn them Aboff everyFthing they Abswitch to Is just aBbnother man, in shitty suits, Bbeverybody's Abcheering for FThis must be the Abgenius we've been Fmwaiting years for, oh no
[Pre-Chorus]
FThis is so embarrassingAb FAh, we're pissing Abfits FmCrying on our doorsteps in Ft-shirts loose and Abripped BbSome of them so out of style I Bbmcannot save them FThey'll just get whatever my salAbvation gave them
[Chorus]
CKeep the weed next to the bed BbLight the water, check for lead CDim the lights a little lower BbHide your backbone, shrug your shoulders CGive the gift that fits your head BbYou have to get this turtleneck
[Guitar solo] F Fm F Fm F Fm F Fm F Ab Fm Ab Bbm Bb F Ab F Fm F Fm F Ab F Ab F Ab Bb Ab Bb Ab F Ab Fm Cm [Chorus]
CKeep the weed next to the bed BbLight the water, check for lead CDim the lights a little lower BbHide your backbone, shrug your shoulders CGive the gift that fits your head BbYou have to get this turtleneck F Ab F