The Moron Brothers - We gave santa claus lice

I've g^Cot a little Christmas st^Cory, I'm s^Forry but it's s^Cad, It'll ei^Cther break your h^Ceart in two or m^Gake you scratch your h^Cead. ^C

A few ye^Cars ago on Chr^Cistmas Eve, Sa^Fnta was at our ho^Cuse, He m^Cust a been tired 'cause ^Che laid down for a mi^Gnute on our co^Cuch, ^C He ju^Cmped up in a hu^Crry, Ch^Fecked on his reind^Ceer, F^Clew off into the da^Crkness they was sc^Gratchin' from ear to e^Car. ^C

It was the lo^Fusiest Christmas we e^Cver had, O^Gne we'll never forg^Cet, Scr^Fatched and itched and co^Cmbed our hair and we^G're not over it ^G7yet, Santa Cl^Faus don't come to our ho^Cuse anymore he don't c^Gare if we're naughty or n^Cice, We^C're the ones who gave Sa^Fnta Claus and a^Gll his reindeer l^Cice. ^{C C C}

They's l^Cate getting' back to the No^Crth Pole, It t^Fook 'em three or four d^Cays, They scr^Catched and itched so d^Cog gone much they a^Glmost lost their w^Cay, ^C Santa Cl^Caus shaved all his h^Cair off, And he sh^Faved his whiskers t^Coo, When he sh^Caved the hair off a^Cll the reindeer R^Gudolf's nose turned b^Clue. ^C

It was the lo^Fusiest Christmas we e^Cver had, O^Gne we'll never forg^Cet, Scr^Fatched and itched and co^Cmbed our hair and we^G're not over it ^G7yet, Santa Cl^Faus don't come to our ho^Cuse anymore he don't c^Gare if we're naughty or n^Cice, We^C're the ones who gave Sa^Fnta Claus and a^Gll his reindeer l^Cice. ^{C C C}

We wr^Cote Santa Claus a le^Ctter, He ca^Flled us on the ph^Cone, Said he'd d^Crop our presents ^Cin the yard, But he wo^Guldn't come in our h^Come, ^C So ev^Cery year on Chr^Cistmas Eve out i^Fn the snow and i^Cce, He dr^Cops the presents ^Cin the yard 'cause he d^Gon't wanna catch no l^Cice. ^C

It was the lo^Fusiest Christmas we e^Cver had, O^Gne we'll never forg^Cet, Scr^Fatched and itched and co^Cmbed our hair and we^G're not over it ^G7yet, Santa Cl^Faus don't come to our ho^Cuse anymore he don't c^Gare if we're naughty or n^Cice, We^C're the ones who gave Sa^Fnta Claus and a^Gll his reindeer l^Cice.

Now you've he^Card our Christmas st^Cory, I t^Fold you it was s^Cad, I k^Cnow it's about to k^Cill you, So go ^Gon and scratch your h^Cead. ^{F G7 C G7 C}