The Moron Brothers - Uncle ben swallowed his false teeth

It was ^Con one hot summer afternoon, & we thought we had it m^G7ade, We'd ^G7had our fill of a big country meal, we's a napping around in the sh^Cade, O^Cur Uncle Ben was a big fat man, soon he fell fast as^Fleep, He s^G7nored & he wheezed & he coughed & he sneezed & he swallowed his false t^Ceeth. Well ^Che jumped up & got blue in the face & we knew there was something w^G7rong, When he ^G7got bug eyed & we all realized, his false teeth was g^Cone, Uncle B^Cen cried to Aunt Judy, “Lord what am I gonna ^G7do,” I'm gonna s^G7tarve to death 'cause I'm afraid to eat & if I could well I couldn't even c^Chew, I k^Cnow they're gonna have to cut me open, take me to old Doc. Gl^Fass, Then ya a^G7ught-ta heard him holler when he charged him $20 said “You just have to let 'em p^Cass.”

Doctor said it was a st^Ficky situation, Didn't want to do an op^Ceration, Said it's good for ending c^G7onstipation, Complication of the bo^Cwels, Putting him into a la^Fxative state, Big old bill expla^Cins the daze, Didn't know how l^G7ong it'd take, 'Till they chewed their way o^Cut. ^C

Uncle B^Cen was ashamed to smile without his teeth, a little embarrassed no d^G7oubt, He k^G7ept asking Aunt Judy what the Dr. meant when they said they'll have to chew their way o^Cut, He d^Cidn't go to church with Aunt Judy very much but now he felt like he needed to pr^Fay, So he ^G7got on his knees and asked the good Lord please, “Let there be another w^Cay.”

Next m^Corning we thought we heard a wildcat scream but it was just our Uncle Ben^G7, He b^G7roke & run 'till the outhouse was groaning, “Lord I'm a dying ag^Cain,” A^Cunt Judy went to check on him & they was gone for the longest wh^File, When the d^G7oor flew open he said “Fix me some breakfast,” wearing a big old sm^Cile.

Doctor said it was a st^Ficky situation, Didn't want to do an op^Ceration, Said it's good for ending c^G7onstipation, Complication of the bo^Cwels, Putting him into a la^Fxative state, Big old bill expla^Cins the daze, Didn't know how l^G7ong it'd take, 'Till they chewed their way o^Cut.

Said a little bitty p^G7rayer for Uncle Ben and things they worked out in the e^Cnd. ^{C F C}