The Moron Brothers - The night our paw got hung in that electric fence

Well, ^GWe was born and raised back in the sticks, E^Cverybody used to call us Hicks, Had a tw^Denty acre hollow that was nestled between two h^Gills. Ra^Gised hogs and chickens and cows and a mule, Mi^Cght a been hillbillies but we weren't no fools, We had pl^Denty to eat, raised it all ourse^Glves.

Now the b^Giggest problem that we ever had, Was a m^Cule named Rodney, kept everybody mad. No m^Datter how hard we tried we couldn't keep him fenced i^Gn, H^Ge'd get to the garden and Ma's flower bed, P^Ca would cuss and scratch his old gray head, Then se^Dttle his nerves with a drink and patch the fence ag^Gain.

Me and my Br^Gother bought an electric fence battery and all, Put it ^Cup one night gonna surprise our Pa, Had to k^Deep the mule in so Pa wouldn't get so t^Gense. Pa got ^Gup that night he was a moving kinda quick, He^Caded for the outhouse the fog was thick, He m^Dust of lost his way got hung in that electric fe^Gnce.

Yeah he m^Cust of went through a spiritual change he don't l^Gook the same anymore, Works h^Card everyday goes to church every Sunday, ^D7No more loafing at the country store, Tr^Geats us all different even quit chewing tobacca, A^Cin't cussed or drink ever since, The n^Dight that Pa got hung in that electric fe^Gnce.

We h^Geard Pa scream he said “Come quick Sons, The Ma^Crtians have got me and they've zapped me with a gun,” Wa^Dsn't hard to find there was sparks flying everyw^Ghere. He said st^Gand back boys, I ain't a joking, His b^Cody was jerking and his long johns was smoking, H^Dair was standing straight up he must of really been sc^Gared.

We was tr^Gying to tell Pa what we had done, When we s^Caw Ma a coming with her old shotgun, She said s^Dtep aside boys ain't no Martian gonna get my m^Gan. When the m^Gule ran out of the barn with a bucket on his head, Ma l^Cet go with both barrels, filled it with lead, She tho^Dught he was a Martian, we couldn't make her unders^Gtand.

Yeah, he m^Cust of went through a spiritual change he don't l^Gook the same anymore, Works h^Card every day goes to church every Sunday, ^D7No more loafing at the country store, Tr^Geats us all different even quit chewing tobacca, A^Cin't cussed or drink ever since, The n^Dight that Pa got hung in that electric fe^Gnce.

Well we g^Got Pa out when the battery went dead, He was st^Ciff as a board when we got him to bed, Me and my Br^Dother got scared and snuck the fence on back to the st^Gore. They still sw^Gear up and down that the Martians was there, C N.C. And they ain't been able to do nothing with Pa's hair, ^D

N.C.

I can't figure out why the mule won't eat out of a bucket anymore. ^{G D G}