The Moron Brothers - If my nose was running money honey
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If My Nose Was Running Money The Moron Brothers
[Verse 1]
You sCay that I don't love you. You sFay my love is untCrue.
CIf I were a rich man, I'd prG7ove my love for yGou.
I'd bCuy for you a diamond ring, A nFew fur coat or tCwo.
And iCf my nose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on yCou.
[Verse 2]
If my nCose was running money, I'd bFlow it all on yCou.
I'd bCuy you a big old Cadillac and a G7P.T. Cruiser tGoo.
I'd buCild for you a mansion, up oFn some mountaintCop.
If my nCose was rumpin' runnin' money, but HoGney it's sCnot.
[Chorus 1]
It's a boFoger of a problem that I gCot.
I wish my nCose was running money but it's sGnot
I'd bCuy you a Cadillac and a nFew Mercedes tCoo.
If my nCose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on you.C
[Verse 3]
If my noCse was running money, We'd have aFnything we plCease.
Any tiCme we needed cash, All I'd hG7ave to do is snGeeze.
We'd aCll be eating high on the hog and the hFog wouldn't be so leCan.
If my nCose was running money we'd be roGllin' in the grCeen.
[Chorus 2]
It's a boFoger of a problem that I gCot.
I wish my nCose was running money but it's sGnot
I'd bCuy you a Cadillac and a nFew Mercedes tCoo.
If my nCose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on you.C
[Verse 4]
If my nCose was running money, We could eFat out all the tCime,
The faCnciest restaurants in town is whG7ere we'd go to dGine,
We could bClow my nose, pay the check, riFght before we'd leCave,
We'd gCive the waitress a great big tip what I'd wiGped on my slCeeve.
[Chorus 3]
It's a boFoger of a problem that I gCot.
I wish my nCose was running money but it aGin't
I'd bCuy you a Cadillac and a nFew Mercedes tCoo.
If my nCose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on you.C
If my nCose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on yCou.
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[Verse 5]
If my nCose was running money, Let me tFell you what I'd dCo.
I'd bCuy you a John Deere tractor and get rG7id of that old gray mGule.
I'd caCrry you down to the store and buy you a brFand new pair shCoes.
Then yoCu'd not have to be plowin' bare footed the wGay you always dCo.
[Chorus 4]
It's a boFoger of a problem that I gCot.
I wish my nCose was running money but it aGin't
I'd bCuy you a Cadillac and a nFew Mercedes tCoo.
If my nCose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on you.C
If my nCose was running money Honey I'd bGlow it all on yCou.