The Monkees - Randy scouse git

She's a ^Cwonderful lady and she's ^Ammine, all mine and there ^Cdoesn't seem a way that she won't ^Amcome and lose my mind It's too ^Feasy hummin' ^Dmsongs to a ^Fgirl in yellow ^Dmdress it's been a ^Clong time since the party and the ^Amroom is in a mess

The four ^Ckings of EMI are sitting ^Amstately on the floor there are ^Cbirds out on the sidewalk and a ^Amvalet at the door he re^Fminds me of a ^Dmpenguin, with ^Ffew and plastered ^Dmhair there's talcum ^Cpowder on the letter, and the ^Ambirthday boy is there

^AmWhy don't you ^Emcut ^Gyour ^Amhair?^Em! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emlive ^Gup ^Amthere?^Em! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emdo ^Gwhat ^AmI do, ^Emsee ^Gwhat ^AmI feel ^Emwhen ^GI ^Amcare?!

Now they've d^Carkened all the windows and the ^Amseats in naughahyde I've been ^Cwaiting for an hour, I can't ^Amfind a place to hide the ^Fbeing known as ^Dmwonder girl is ^Fspeaking I ^Dmbelieve it's not ^Ceasy trying to tell her that I ^Amshortly have to leave

^AmWhy don't you ^Embe ^Glike ^Amme?!^{Em G Am}Why don't you ^Emstop ^Gand ^Amsee?^Em! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emhate ^Gwho ^AmI hate, ^Emkill ^Gwho ^AmI kill ^Emto ^Gbe ^Amfree?!

^AmWhy don't you ^Emcut ^Gyour ^Amhair^Em?! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emlive ^Gup ^Amthere?^Em! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emdo ^Gwhat ^AmI do, ^Emsee ^Gwhat ^AmI feel ^Emwhen ^GI ^Amcare?!

^AmWhy don't you ^Embe ^Glike ^Amme?!^{Em G Am}Why don't you ^Emstop ^Gand ^Amsee?^Em! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emhate ^Gwho ^AmI hate, ^Emkill ^Gwho ^AmI kill ^Emto ^Gbe ^Amfree?!

^AmWhy don't you ^Emcut ^Gyour ^Amhair^Em?! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emlive ^Gup ^Amthere?^Em! ^{G Am}Why don't you ^Emdo ^Gwhat ^AmI do, ^Emsee ^Gwhat ^AmI feel ^Emwhen ^GI ^Amcare?!