Intro: (Repeat 2x) E-|3-30----------0----2----3 B-|0----3-----2h3-----3-3--0 G-|0-----0---2-------2---2-0 D-|0--------2------0-------0 A-|2-------0---------------2 E-|3-----------------------3

^GYou gotta have ^Arain To have a ^Drain^Gbow ^GYou gotta have ^Adick To have a ^Ddick in your ^Gmouth ^GYou gotta skin a ^Arich kid To wear a ^Drich kid ^Gsuit And you've ^Ggotta know by ^Anow I think you're ^Dcute

^DThe problem with kids today is they're ^GAlways thinkin' bout getting laid When they ^Dshould just play some games ^GLike stick the dick in the hole ^DAnd you wanna know something grand' ^GThe other night I met a guy named Chad And he ^Dliked doing other things Like ^Gplaying hockey YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH NO ^DAnd I hear you got a digeridoo ^GAnd I got one too ^DWhy don't you come over and jam' ^GGee, that'll be great

Remember that time you fucked the jelly' E|12-11-10-9| B|11-10-9--8| G|11-10-9--8| D|----------| A|----------| E|----------| (Strum last chord a lot) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! NO! Then came two (clap clap) Me and you (clap clap) You and me And we're standing on our feet Then came she (clap clap) Then came he (clap clap) They were we Now we're flyin' on our wings Into the night (clap clap) We took our might (clap clap) Black or white With the power of our dreams, the power of our dreams (Repeat Intro)

^GGotta crack a few ^Aeggs to make an ^Dome^Glet ^GShe takes her ^Acoffee with a ^Dciga^Grette ^GShe misses ^Apeople she hasn't ^Deven ^Gmet She is ^Gme and you are ^Alistening to ^Dme sing ^GAnd you've ^Agot to want to ^Dfuck ^Gme ^GAnd you've gotta want to ^Atickle my ^Dpee^Gney ^GAnd you've gotta want to ^Arub my ^Dvagiii^Gneeeey

(Repeat Intro while saying the following) After this wanna go shit in a condom' Cha cha cha! Imperial Margarine cuz we like it! Ding!

The Moldy Peaches - Rainbows